mndsm wrote: Wives have radar for that E36 M3. Could be in another STATE and know i'm checking someone out. Fortunately, she usually is the one that points out the eye candy for me....
My wife will point out fake boobs to me - look how fake those are, she will say. I usually agree.
In reply to Datsun310Guy:
Once my wife said, "Look at those boobs. They have to be fake."
My response was, "How do you know that they're not just awesome?"
I don't much like Queen and I really don't like Under Pressure.
Duke wrote: I don't much like Queen and I **really** don't like *Under Pressure*.
That isn't one of their best songs, but you're still dead to me.
Datsun310Guy wrote:mndsm wrote: Wives have radar for that E36 M3. Could be in another STATE and know i'm checking someone out. Fortunately, she usually is the one that points out the eye candy for me....My wife will point out fake boobs to me - look how fake those are, she will say. I usually agree.
If you see a short platinum blond (also fake) in Kentucky the two of you can agree on their being store bought as well.
I've never really understood exactly what "late model" means.
With stock cars it usually referred to race car based on a current model car.
On my way home I realized I know all the words to the song "Rump Shaker" but couldn't remember what I was supposed to pick up at the supermarket.
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury.
etifosi wrote: I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury.
Dude
I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road
My dad is not a car guy, but he is a Mercury guy.
I always think that any wiring I touch will fail due to the Demon Murphy.
That's why I was ecstatic when I plugged my newly-assembled trailer up to my car and everything worked after I remembered to connect the stop/turn signal relays up to the battery.
(Those cheap brake/turn multiplexers that you can buy can NOT pass enough current to run incandescent lights, you need to relay them)
I own a cursed New York Rangers hat and cannot bring myself to either have it exorcised or just go ahead and burn it.
I am considering spending $1500 on groomsman gifts.
I renewed my tags for the first time ever online.
The idea of not wasting 1-4 hours at the DMV has me in a happy mood.
I have not told my wife that I am bringing my 6 year old home a go kart today. I also have not told her that the spare engine i have is a 13 horse.
She ain't gonna be happy.
Cat keeps losing weight and won't eat. Basically we're running out of options at this point and I'm afraid we'll have to make the tough decision soon.
At least the in-laws are gone so that's one less stress to deal with right now, but my wife is going to take some time to return to "normal" since she changes whenever they are around.
turboswede wrote: Cat keeps losing weight and won't eat. Basically we're running out of options at this point and I'm afraid we'll have to make the tough decision soon. At least the in-laws are gone so that's one less stress to deal with right now, but my wife is going to take some time to return to "normal" since she changes whenever they are around.
I think you wanted the rant thread. Sorry about your cat, always hard to make that call
I drove a WRX... and I liked it.
Just to piss off the three pedal faithful: I liked it in part because it's one of the rare automatic WRXs. WRXen?
I told my family I needed to run some errands and went and rode 240 miles playing motorcycle tag-o-rama. In fact, I had Friday off so I'm up to 640 miles of pointless motorcycling and there is a whole day left in this weekend. I might have to help a buddy with electrical trouble tomorrow. ;-)
My wife will sometimes say something like "I wish I had boobs like that" and I always reply something witty like "those are the best TITTAYS (I say it like Pam on archer) money can buy"!
Joey
Woody wrote: In reply to Datsun310Guy: Once my wife said, "Look at those boobs. They have to be fake." My response was, "How do you know that they're not just awesome?"
Woody wrote: In reply to Datsun310Guy: Once my wife said, "Look at those boobs. They have to be fake." My response was, "How do you know that they're not just awesome?"
My minor confession: I'm not impressed by big boobs and even less so by fakes.
I like when the guys on Roadkill work on cars. With all their knowledge I like to see when they struggle with the same crap I struggle with.
I'm beginning to hate the 4Runner.
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