Is it a requirement for famous people to have nude pics on their phone? Should I have some on mine incase I become famous?
Is it a requirement for famous people to have nude pics on their phone? Should I have some on mine incase I become famous?
In reply to The_Jed:
Just go behind him and "unloosen" everything he loosens, then tell him you were doing as you were told.
Datsun1500 wrote: I clicked GPS link. I wish I didn't.
Gived it to me straight, Doc: We talkin' bulldog face or the full roast beef sandwich here?
Disclaimer: You don't need to answer that if your therapist says it is for your own good to dissociate for the time being.
I clicked the link, at work no less... Gotta say, I'd go there.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Also... this is the link. It is NSFW. Seriously. Don't click it. If you do... you will have to confess.
Ahahahahahahahahaha, the multiple close-ups of the anoose-hole have me literally LOL'ing. And also makes me weep for the fact that anyone thinks taking nudes is a good idea, there is probably only 5% of the public AT BEST that should ever consider having a "sexy" picture of themselves taken.
Streetwiseguy wrote: Sorry, I need to add any Subaru exhaust, of any sort, connected to any Subaru ever built. Well, maybe I can give the Justy a pass.
You shut your whore mouth! My Subaru sounds good... I don't care if I am in denial about it 
https://youtu.be/U_39pmdp9Gk?t=106
I clicked the link (from phone, not work!!).
Gotta say, I aprove. Several angles, creativity, different "haircuts" to show that this wasn't a one off event. These things are tough (Betty White reference) they don't wear out.
Fessin up, clicked the link on my phone. Maybe it's just bad photography but that was nasty, never see a mustache ride from me.
Clicked again on my PC just to uh, double check. Yup, still nasty.
I have never even considered owning a Miata.
^ Neither have I.
Maybe we should start a support group.
fasted58 wrote: Fessin up, clicked the link on my phone. Maybe it's just bad photography but that was nasty, never see a mustache ride from me. Clicked again on my PC just to uh, double check. Yup, still nasty.
Further proof that a shaved lady garden is NOT where it's at, despite current ubiquity. A nice present always looks better with a giftwrapping.
WilD wrote: I have never even considered owning a Miata.
I don't think there is a single car that can in any way be considered an enthusiast car that I have not considered owning.
I clicked the link, meh.
Clicked the link. Seen better and worse.
In reply to Duke:
I'm a fan of the landing strip myself.
In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:
And here I thought she was the one to beat her partners up, not visa versa
Trans_Maro wrote: ^ Neither have I. Maybe we should start a support group.
there'd be at least 3 of us then
Two confessions tonight.
In reply to Dusterbd13: if you're ever near northern Delaware, I'll let you drive the Manic Miata. Look me up.
In reply to Duke:
Don't know if I'll get that far north again, but if I do, believe me I will take you up on it. I've never driven a miata before. Or a sportscar that wasn't an mg midget or corvette.
But I have driven a full blown winston cup car. On the street. Through the middle of town.
I'm normally not the type of person to get joy out of the obvious pain and discomfort of others. But I can't help but get crack a smile every time I watch the five o'clock news.
The newscaster is a real straight cut, conservative, stoic character.
The sports guy is a loud, boisterous, almost obnoxious character. He often gets tongue tied, rambles on about nonsense and says things that are just on the verge of being inappropriate. He'll usually end a random nonsensical monolog by saying "oh, well lets just move on and pretend that never happened"
But the real magic happens when they cut to the wide camera shot and you can see the pain on the newscaster's face. He'll actually be redfaced, jaw clinched tight, slightly shaking his head back and forth from the embarrassment. You can tell by the look in his eyes that he has actual hate in his heart for the sports guy. It's glorious. I've been able to detect a disdained tone to his voice when he says "up next, after the break, it's sports" I don't know why, but this brings so much joy to me.
without the hate that would describe Alan Bestwick as host of INSIDE NASCAR WINSTON CUP when Michael Waltrip and Ken Schrader would "get into it"
he's normal line was (I'll paraphrase) "we'll be back after this from our sponsors … assuming they don't cancel us while we're gone" … holding his head with both hands … sometimes even putting his head down on the table …. I was never sure whether he was crying or laughing
wbjones wrote:Trans_Maro wrote: ^ Neither have I. Maybe we should start a support group.there'd be at least 3 of us then
Any of you driven one in anger on a really great road or track?
yes … when my Integra was in the shop, I co-drove a STS Miata with a buddy … on Sat in the rain, I beat him on a street course .. then the next day on a huge 60+ second course (3 gear course) I beat him again …
I just don't like convertibles … so it's not really anything about a Miata (of course with a top on it I have to sit sorta scrunched over to fit … that doesn't help me like them in particular)
Jumper K. Balls wrote: If a car was designed around square sealed beam headlights I will most likely hate it.
Amen brother!
wbjones wrote: without the hate that would describe Alan Bestwick as host of INSIDE NASCAR WINSTON CUP when Michael Waltrip and Ken Schrader would "get into it" he's normal line was (I'll paraphrase) "we'll be back after this from our sponsors … assuming they don't cancel us while we're gone" … holding his head with both hands … sometimes even putting his head down on the table …. I was never sure whether he was crying or laughing
I remember that show, it's very much like that only Alan would play off of the schtick. I really think the sports guy is oblivious to the pain he puts his co-worker in. And I don't think the newscaster is aware how much his true feelings are showing no matter how hard he tries to hide it.
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