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Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/2/16 12:13 p.m.

I laugh every time that new Justin Bieber song is on the radio. "My momma don't like you, and she likes everyone."

SCATHING INDICTMENT

mtn
mtn MegaDork
5/2/16 12:25 p.m.
Knurled wrote: I laugh every time that new Justin Bieber song is on the radio. "My momma don't like you, and she likes everyone." SCATHING INDICTMENT

I really like that song, just because of that line.

revrico
revrico GRM+ Memberand Reader
5/4/16 12:31 p.m.

I knew I would have to say it at some point but "The dogs water bowl is NOT a splash toy" is still hard to say with a straight face. Screw it, let her splash around. At least then she's not stabbing my eyes or pulling my beard

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/4/16 12:58 p.m.

I'm being very entertained by coworkers in a neighboring cubicle talking about cybersecurity and transhumanism. Not IT workers, but it's fun to hear them working out a lot of concepts in computer security themselves simply by diving into deeper levels of paranoia.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/4/16 8:11 p.m.

My friend Dave has a shop next to the library. Yesterday, I took my eight year old to the library to return a book. She looked out the window and said, "Dave's not here".

She didn't understand why I couldn't stop laughing.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte UltraDork
5/4/16 8:14 p.m.

Dave?

BrokenYugo
BrokenYugo UltimaDork
5/4/16 9:33 p.m.

In reply to TRoglodyte:

Dave's not here.

Nick (LUCAS) Comstock
Nick (LUCAS) Comstock UltimaDork
5/4/16 9:41 p.m.
Knurled wrote: I laugh every time that new Justin Bieber song is on the radio. "My momma don't like you, and she likes everyone." SCATHING INDICTMENT

I've never heard a Justin Bieber song.

Chadeux
Chadeux Reader
5/4/16 11:25 p.m.

I spent like an hour thinking about pulling the 6bt/727 out of my D350 and replacing it with a turbo LQ4 and a 4L80E.

I also find myself being "ok" with the stuff on Bieber's newest album.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/5/16 6:39 a.m.
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...

I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.

Furious_E
Furious_E GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
5/5/16 9:26 a.m.
dean1484 wrote:
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...
I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.

Yup, peel the labels off and heat the can on the stove. Did that all the time in college. I hate doing dishes.

revrico
revrico GRM+ Memberand Reader
5/5/16 9:26 a.m.
Furious_E wrote:
dean1484 wrote:
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...
I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.
Yup, peel the labels off and heat the can on the stove. Did that all the time in college. I hate doing dishes.

Heated? That's fancy there

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltimaDork
5/5/16 9:28 a.m.
Woody wrote: My friend Dave has a shop next to the library. Yesterday, I took my eight year old to the library to return a book. She looked out the window and said, "Dave's not here". She didn't understand why I couldn't stop laughing.

The last time I had a couldn't stop laughing event, I was watching the Weir wolf sketch from Mad TV on the Youtubes.

Furious_E
Furious_E GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
5/5/16 9:33 a.m.
revrico wrote:
Furious_E wrote:
dean1484 wrote:
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...
I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.
Yup, peel the labels off and heat the can on the stove. Did that all the time in college. I hate doing dishes.
Heated? That's fancy there

Partially, at least. This generally resulted in half the raviolis being burned to the can, while the remainder were stone cold.

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
5/5/16 9:51 a.m.
dean1484 wrote:
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...
I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.

Been doin' that in steam plant, few hours on the steam pump and ready, Progresso w/ pop top is the go to. Once put Chunky on an electric hot plate and forgot it. Popped the top and Ham n Bean hit the ceiling, got burned too, that thick gravy didn't wanna let go.

BlueInGreen44
BlueInGreen44 Dork
5/5/16 10:01 a.m.

Sometimes when I brush my teeth I wipe the toothpaste off my face on the hand towel.

Rufledt
Rufledt UltraDork
5/5/16 10:41 a.m.

In reply to BlueInGreen44:

Wait, that's not what that towel is for?

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/5/16 11:51 a.m.

In reply to dean1484:

Sometimes at work I eat Beefaroni cold but put some nice imported Parmesan to class it up a bit.

BlueInGreen44
BlueInGreen44 Dork
5/5/16 12:51 p.m.
Rufledt wrote: In reply to BlueInGreen44: Wait, that's not what that towel is for?

Not according to the womenfolk in my life

ThunderCougarFalconGoat
ThunderCougarFalconGoat Reader
5/5/16 3:07 p.m.

According to my feyonce, there are bath towels, kitchen towels, wash towels, and hand towels in my linen closet.

According to me there are towels that are big enough to dry off with after a shower and towels that aren't in a closet.

I don't see the problem with my system than that.

92dxman
92dxman SuperDork
5/5/16 7:46 p.m.
revrico wrote:
Furious_E wrote:
dean1484 wrote:
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...
I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.
Yup, peel the labels off and heat the can on the stove. Did that all the time in college. I hate doing dishes.
Heated? That's fancy there

Baked beans are fantastic right out of the can.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/5/16 9:13 p.m.
Furious_E wrote:
dean1484 wrote:
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...
I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.
Yup, peel the labels off and heat the can on the stove. Did that all the time in college. I hate doing dishes.

Everything I know about food preparation is geared toward minimizing the amount of dishes done.

PS - You can heat a can of ravioli in the microwave.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/5/16 9:56 p.m.
92dxman wrote:
revrico wrote:
Furious_E wrote:
dean1484 wrote:
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...
I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.
Yup, peel the labels off and heat the can on the stove. Did that all the time in college. I hate doing dishes.
Heated? That's fancy there
Baked beans are fantastic right out of the can.

A few years ago, I went to an ice race at a lake in upstate New York. The only food that I could find in the area was a can of Chunky soup at a gas station. I parked my WRX out on the ice, popped the hood and set the can on top of the turbo for a while and then ate hot soup right out of the can.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
5/5/16 10:04 p.m.

In reply to Woody:

Are you confessing or bragging? That is the kind of E36 M3 Bear Grylls does only like... one commercial break before drinking his own piss.

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 UltraDork
5/6/16 11:45 a.m.
Woody wrote:
92dxman wrote:
revrico wrote:
Furious_E wrote:
dean1484 wrote:
WildScotsRacing wrote: I ate a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup today. Right out of the can...
I do that with mini raviolis'. I think it is my subconscious wanting to relive camping trips when I was a kid.
Yup, peel the labels off and heat the can on the stove. Did that all the time in college. I hate doing dishes.
Heated? That's fancy there
Baked beans are fantastic right out of the can.
A few years ago, I went to an ice race at a lake in upstate New York. The only food that I could find in the area was a can of Chunky soup at a gas station. I parked my WRX out on the ice, popped the hood and set the can on top of the turbo for a while and then ate hot soup right out of the can.

Did a lot of similar things in the military. Used the hot plate of a hotel coffee maker to heat canned soup and chili. When I was a Chinook Flight Engineer in Alaska I kept C-rations under the aircraft heater ducts. I've wired cans to a broom stick and held in turbine engine exhaust (APU), after aircraft shut down set a can in the engine tailcone and put the exhaust cover on for several minutes. When you're hungry you find a way. Most of that canned stuff just isn't palatable unless heated. At least in the case of c-rats heated enough to melt the fat. For a couple of the ways mentioned, you have to watch how long you hold the can in the exhaust or the can will blow up.

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