PLUMBING. Once again, the very bane of my existence crops up with a "minor problem" The toilet in my wife's bathroom (full disclosure here... we have a "main bathroom" and a half bath off our bedroom. That is "her" bathroom. Safest for all concerned that way :)
Anyway, one of the boys was cleaning her toilet last night and the flush handle fell off. no big deal for the moment, they pushed it back on, and asked me to look at it today.
This morning, I'm off work and she reminds me to look at it. When I get in the room, the toilet lid is off and the flush handle is in two pieces.
No big deal, I think - I'm 3 minutes from the hardware store. I'll pick up a good, quality flush handle that matches the faucet and have it together before she gets home.
HA!
The old handle does come apart and I'm able to retrieve the chain to hook up th o the new one. So far, so good. This task alone is complicated by the fact that there;'s an over-the-toilet cabinet that was basically built around the toilet and you can barely get your forearm between the bottom shelf and the tank (with the lid off)
So now all I have to do is undo the nut holding the remnants of the 19-year old flush handle assembly, and it should be a piece of cake to install the new one.
HA HA...!
Nope, the nut won't budge. It's metal, (but as I found out later, cheap cheap pot metal threaded in the middle and bent into a hexagon around the outside). I'm sure by manufacturing it this way they saved some fraction of a penny. It won't turn. And I can't be sure whether it's left-hand or right-hand threads. Bigger pliers, vise grips, when it turns, it starts to turn the piece that goes through the tank and is on the outside. On the plus side, this quality flush handle was undersized enough that it spun without stressing/cracking the porcelan,
I tried using a chisel on the nut (with the tight space and visibility, I couldn't be certain it wasn't plastic. Worth a shot. But NO. Hey - I didn't break the tank and send a coiuple of gallons of water across the floor into our bedroom!
Finally got out the Dremel and a diamond cutoff wheel. I was thinking I could take some chunks off the front side pot metal and push it through. After t cuts in the front, all of the metal spun pretty freely in the tank's flusher hole. and the metal was getting pretty hot. I suppose that was one way to apply heat to the loint! After reattaching the vise grips to the nut inside, I was able to spin the outside piece and tighten.... oops, threads are going the other way! and eventually unscrew the thing.
WIN!
After one minor hiccup with a screw that's NOT meant to be removed, the new handle is installed without further incident and works perfectly! There's an hour and a half of mi life gone, and all I have is this minor sense of accomplishment.
Sigh.