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Cooter
Cooter SuperDork
5/7/19 2:10 p.m.

You should turn to her and say:

"Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no!"

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse PowerDork
5/7/19 2:10 p.m.

Eggplant rounds oiled and browned on the grill, with a slice of tomato on them and topped with melted mozzerella cheese and a drizle of reduced balsamic vinegar and a sprig of fresh basil....

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
5/7/19 3:09 p.m.
914Driver said:

Eggplant sliced, oiled and browned on the grill, then put on our homemade white pizza. 

 

Yummy!

Oiled, vinegard, charred on the grill is delicious!

pinchvalve
pinchvalve MegaDork
5/7/19 3:23 p.m.

I thought you were eating these:

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/7/19 3:26 p.m.

In reply to pinchvalve :

I LOLed.

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/7/19 3:54 p.m.

I heard sewer rat tastes just like pumpkin pie. 

codrus
codrus GRM+ Memberand UberDork
5/7/19 4:40 p.m.

Tomatoes were believed to be poisonous in Europe for a long time back in the 1700s or so.  IIRC, the stems & leaves (and maybe green fruit?) actually are if you eat a lot of them.

ShawnG
ShawnG PowerDork
5/7/19 4:48 p.m.
Appleseed said:

I heard sewer rat tastes just like pumpkin pie. 

Only to the people who eat eggplant.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/7/19 5:33 p.m.

In reply to ShawnG :

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aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
5/7/19 6:30 p.m.
codrus said:

Tomatoes were believed to be poisonous in Europe for a long time back in the 1700s or so.  IIRC, the stems & leaves (and maybe green fruit?) actually are if you eat a lot of them.

That was because they where eating them on pewter plates, which contained lead.  The acid in the tomatoes leached the lead out.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/why-the-tomato-was-feared-in-europe-for-more-than-200-years-863735/

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/7/19 7:23 p.m.

In reply to aircooled :

Whoa. 

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
5/7/19 9:28 p.m.

Now that I know what a nightshade food is, I realize that about 80% of my meals are nightshade inclusive.  

Huh.

ShawnG
ShawnG PowerDork
5/7/19 10:38 p.m.

Maybe we should start trying to dupe people into the next "superfood" craze.

 

Did you know that dog kibble is actually a very well-balanced meal replacement? it's got everything you need in a nice, easy package, just grab a handful on the way out the door in the morning.

My wife's uncle's cousin lost 40 lbs just snacking on dog food when he got hungry.

CJ
CJ GRM+ Memberand Reader
5/8/19 12:23 a.m.

Don't forget he's also smarter and much better looking...

STM317
STM317 UltraDork
5/8/19 4:01 a.m.

In reply to CJ :

And his coat is smooth and shiny now!

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse PowerDork
5/8/19 6:21 a.m.

*goes on twitter to spread dog food diet (DFD)*

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt PowerDork
5/8/19 7:14 a.m.
codrus said:

Tomatoes were believed to be poisonous in Europe for a long time back in the 1700s or so.  IIRC, the stems & leaves (and maybe green fruit?) actually are if you eat a lot of them.

There's some debate on whether it's humanly possible to eat enough tomato leaves to get poisoned from them. Potato stems and leaves are much worse; there's quite a few cases of people getting sick from eating sprouts. Apparently the only part of that plant that isn't poisonous is the potatoes themselves.

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
5/8/19 7:23 a.m.
Appleseed said:

I heard sewer rat tastes just like pumpkin pie. 

The quote is, "Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherberkeleyers."

Yes, I have seen Pulp Fiction way more times than I can count.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde PowerDork
5/8/19 7:44 a.m.
codrus said:

Tomatoes were believed to be poisonous in Europe for a long time back in the 1700s or so.  IIRC, the stems & leaves (and maybe green fruit?) actually are if you eat a lot of them.

If green tomatoes were poisonous the south would be unpopulated. Unless frying breaks down the toxins.

ShawnG
ShawnG PowerDork
5/8/19 9:15 a.m.

In reply to STM317 :

Too bad he got hit by a car last month. 

He was sitting in the middle of the road, licking his junk.

sobe_death
sobe_death Dork
5/8/19 9:25 a.m.
1988RedT2 said:
californiamilleghia said:

This is the first that I have heard of Nightshade food , and somehow I survived all these years eating it , 

Ignorance is Bliss !

Not food.  Poison!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atropa_belladonna

 

Kind of like mushrooms, I guess.  Some can be tasty, some can kill you.

 

Yeah, but the real fun is in walking that fine line between them...devil

Bent-Valve
Bent-Valve Reader
5/8/19 9:26 a.m.
ShawnG said:

In reply to STM317 :

Too bad he got hit by a car last month. 

He was sitting in the middle of the road, licking his junk.

It wouldn't fit in the joke thread but that was the best laugh I have had in days.

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