Nascar Coach Reveals Winning Strategy

Go fast.

Ooops... Here's the correct link:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning

bad link..

Onion article, perhaps?

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning

Thanks, Will. That's the one.

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Turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast,

I loved the ticker underneath "Peaple in Damar Kansas killed after Tornado Siren set to 'Vibrate'"

Ever think its funny how our "Dumb rednecks" make state of the art tube framed 700 hp race cars... for fun?

I wonder how many people who i see laugh at them have trouble understanding how the knot in their sneaker works.

BobOfTheFuture wrote: Ever think its funny how our "Dumb rednecks" make state of the art tube framed 700 hp race cars... for fun? I wonder how many people who i see laugh at them have trouble understanding how the knot in their sneaker works.

Lol! So true.

Shhhh.... you'll ruin the inside joke.

Even better is the technology that goes into building a monster truck. Really. Google the specs.

I learned the hard way about posting about my true feelings on this topic...time for me to find that ignore thread

Appleseed wrote: Shhhh.... you'll ruin the inside joke. Even better is the technology that goes into building a monster truck. Really. Google the specs.

I was gonna mention monster trucks, actually, but figured the point was made.

BobOfTheFuture wrote: Ever think its funny how our "Dumb rednecks" make state of the art tube framed 700 hp race cars... for fun? I wonder how many people who i see laugh at them have trouble understanding how the knot in their sneaker works.

carburetor.. pushrods..

state of the art.. lawlz....

I would have expected you to appreciate something that just keeps going to the left.

Oh, Snap!

Wally wrote: I would have expected you to appreciate something that just keeps going to the left.

now that is funny...

and I do not mean to completely denigrate Nascar.. It's all in good fun. I appreciate the cars for what they are and the technology is astounding. I do believe they are bleeding edge old tech though...

Luke wrote: Oh, Snap!

that would imply that being a liberal is a bad thing....

ignorant wrote:

BobOfTheFuture wrote: Ever think its funny how our "Dumb rednecks" make state of the art tube framed 700 hp race cars... for fun? I wonder how many people who i see laugh at them have trouble understanding how the knot in their sneaker works.

carburetor.. pushrods.. state of the art.. lawlz....

well cant blame the rules on them.

The cars still make monster power for long periods of time... And the bodies are pretty SOA, no?

ignorant wrote:

BobOfTheFuture wrote: Ever think its funny how our "Dumb rednecks" make state of the art tube framed 700 hp race cars... for fun? I wonder how many people who i see laugh at them have trouble understanding how the knot in their sneaker works.

carburetor.. pushrods.. state of the art.. lawlz....

All in good fun. But pushrods are newer tech than OHC. And carbs are a different tech than EFi, but they can still be state of the art in their latest forms.

oh, NASCAR does have races that turn both ways, and has for decades. And the guys that "only turn left" seem to be pretty good at turning both directions...

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