OK, been trying to perfec this for a while, can never get it right when trying to put the Turd to sleep. Figure I'd write it down and share it with my automotive buddies...
Hush little baby don't say a word, daddy's going to buy you a Thunderbird
If that Thunderbird won't go, daddy's going to buy you a GTO
If that GTO won't start, daddy's going to buy you a shifter kart
If that shifter kart flips over, daddy's going to buy you a new Range Rover
If that new Range Rover won't climb, daddy's going to buy you a new M5
If that new M5 ain't fun, daddy's going to buy you a Maclaren F1
If that Maclaren F1 won't soar, daddy's going to buy you an Aventador
If that Aventador ain't sporty, daddy's going to buy you a Ferrari F40
If the F40 isn't your favorite car, you're still the fastest little baby by far.