http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/view/263676/Man-has-penis-stolen-by-masked-intruders-after-alleged-affairs/
A MAN is recovering in hospital after four men broke into his flat and cut off his penis.
Police are hunting the masked intruders, who are thought to have acted over accusations that their victim was engaged in affairs with local women.
The 41-year-old told cops he had been asleep when the men burst into his bedroom around 4am.
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone," he said.
Although emergency workers searched for the severed organ, they failed to locate it and believe it was taken away by the attackers.
The victim, Fei Lin, a rural migrant worker in the eastern Chinese village of Nigiao, denies the alleged affairs.
Sleep on my back? Hell, after reading that I may never sleep again!
That's just wrong.
JoeyM
SuperDork
7/24/12 10:09 p.m.
consider buying male chastity belt to sleep in.
locking key in gun safe each night 
JoeyM
SuperDork
7/24/12 10:54 p.m.
Secretariata wrote:
JoeyM wrote:
consider buying male chastity belt to sleep in.
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locking key in gun safe each night
That's a great idea...when they figure out the combination they also have found some of your guns Now you only have a few of them ready to protect yourself.<
FTFY. Some of us keep a few handy.
Sounds like the work of nihilists.
mad_machine wrote:
nono.. now you are STILL locked up and unarmed. Hope they do not have a welder handy
Assuming they are after your man parts (may or may not be a BIG assumption) once they get the safe open the key to your chastity belt is available along with your arsenal.
So which one is your weapon and which one is your gun?
JoeyM wrote:
FTFY. Some of us keep a few handy.
Great! Why don't you just tell them the pistol grip pump is leaning against the wall in the gap between the dresser and the armor? 
Did Lorena Bobbitt move to China? Cut off one and get "hungry" for more 20 years later...
B430
Reader
7/25/12 11:11 p.m.
What kind of guy does this to another man? I could understand breaking in and giving him a good beating, but this?
Secretariata wrote:
Did Lorena Bobbitt move to China? Cut off one and get "hungry" for more 20 years later...
If that's the case, I'm sure this will happen again soon. You're always hungry for more about an hour after you have Chinese.
Maroon92 wrote:
If that's the case, I'm sure this will happen again soon. You're always hungry for more about an hour after you have Chinese.
Glad somebody saw the reference...
