Never get in a boat, or submersible, with a guy nicknamed Mr. Titanic.
"The French, they hadn't had anything to do with tanks for four or five years, except German ones coming around, telling them what to do." - David Fletcher
"It just up and daaahhhd" - A non-enthusiast acquaintance of mine explaining how their car's engine stopped functioning (e.g. died) at a light.
A quick consultation makes me think it's the timing belt.
D: is that the guy from the band Harleigh likes, you got her the shirt at the show for?
Me: no, different guy
D: there's more than one?
Me: yes dear, there's an entire genre of country rappers, and they all look either just like me or me if I had a meth habit
D: who listens to this that there needs to be more than one?
Me: hi, have you met me?
In reply to Mndsm :
Big Smo, I never got into jellyroll really, especially now that he's gone Nashville.
"It may be an unwise man that doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's." - Dr. Frasier Crane.
"I couldn't help but notice the design of them [DIY coffee grinders used in supermarkets] made it unlikely that a person would check for a head of garlic before grinding their beans"
"If you see a cloud of dust up ahead, there's probably a car in it" Keith Tanner at FM's Summer Camp driver's meeting several years ago.
Guy I race with hopping in an unfamiliar car for a rallycross fun-run: "Hey, how do I turn the traction control off?"
Me: "Brother, this is the '90s. What's traction control?"
My friend Lawrence: "There isn't even a dashboard in that thing. Do you think it has traction control?"
"Get this straight once and for all: when the S is added to a word simply to make it a plural, no apostrophe is used (except in expressions where letters or numerals are treated like words, like “mind your P’s and Q’s” and “learn your ABC’s”)."
You haven't experienced love/hate like I have until you hear wwwbbbBBBRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHBHHEY-E-YEAH YEAH YEAH! HEY-E-YA-E-YA... of an obnoxious Harley blaring "What's Up" by 4 non-Blonds out of eight 6x9 speakers on top of the already awful exhaust. - Appleseed
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