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SaltyDog
SaltyDog Dork
6/24/23 8:08 a.m.

Never get in a boat, or submersible, with a guy nicknamed Mr. Titanic. 

NickD
NickD MegaDork
8/25/23 11:52 a.m.

"The French, they hadn't had anything to do with tanks for four or five years, except German ones coming around, telling them what to do." - David Fletcher

Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
8/25/23 4:08 p.m.

"Im in a Bobbitt kind of mood today."

Tracy, our office manager this morning. 

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
8/25/23 5:49 p.m.

In reply to Dusterbd13-michael :

Wait... as in Lorena Bobbitt???surprisesurprise
 

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/25/23 6:12 p.m.

In reply to SV reX :

How many other Bobbitts could she be referring to?

Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
8/25/23 6:31 p.m.

That's the Bobbitt!

I got right back in the truck. 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
8/26/23 12:16 a.m.

I invented the term "prison grip." Or at least I think I did.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/26/23 3:59 p.m.

"It just up and daaahhhd" - A non-enthusiast acquaintance of mine explaining how their car's engine stopped functioning (e.g. died) at a light. 

A quick consultation makes me think it's the timing belt.

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/21/23 7:17 p.m.

D: is that the guy from the band Harleigh likes, you got her the shirt at the show for?

Me: no, different guy

D: there's more than one?

Me: yes dear, there's an entire genre of country rappers, and they all look either just like me or me if I had a meth habit

D: who listens to this that there needs to be more than one?

Me: hi, have you met me?

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
9/21/23 7:29 p.m.

In reply to RevRico :

Was it Jelly Roll? 

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/21/23 7:31 p.m.

In reply to Mndsm :

Big Smo, I never got into jellyroll really, especially now that he's gone Nashville. 

NickD
NickD MegaDork
10/20/23 3:25 p.m.

"It may be an unwise man that doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's." - Dr. Frasier Crane.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
10/20/23 3:40 p.m.

"Of all the threads Ive posted in, this is one of them" - Me

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/29/23 9:31 p.m.

"I couldn't help but notice the design of them [DIY coffee grinders used in supermarkets] made it unlikely that a person would check for a head of garlic before grinding their beans"

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/30/23 11:13 a.m.

Me: I love telling dad jokes.
Friend: Does he laugh? *finger guns*

NermalSnert (Forum Supporter)
NermalSnert (Forum Supporter) HalfDork
10/30/23 1:00 p.m.

"If you see a cloud of dust up ahead, there's probably a car in it" Keith Tanner at FM's Summer Camp driver's meeting several years ago.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
11/17/23 8:14 a.m.

Guy I race with hopping in an unfamiliar car for a rallycross fun-run: "Hey, how do I turn the traction control off?"

Me: "Brother, this is the '90s. What's traction control?"

My friend Lawrence: "There isn't even a dashboard in that thing. Do you think it has traction control?"

Crxpilot
Crxpilot HalfDork
11/18/23 11:23 a.m.

"Get this straight once and for all: when the S is added to a word simply to make it a plural, no apostrophe is used (except in expressions where letters or numerals are treated like words, like “mind your P’s and Q’s” and “learn your ABC’s”)."

-Professor Paul Brians, Washington State University

Duke
Duke MegaDork
11/18/23 11:33 a.m.

I don't even do that!  Nothing wrong with Ps and Qs.

 

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
11/18/23 11:40 a.m.

It's only Jazz if it comes from New Orleans.

Everything else is just sparkling blues.

EricM
EricM SuperDork
11/18/23 12:48 p.m.

all relationships end in heartache

Daylan C.
Daylan C. PowerDork
3/10/24 10:31 p.m.

"Can't even find a crackhead to watch my car in this town. Arkansas sucks."

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/11/24 11:28 a.m.

You haven't experienced love/hate like I have until you hear wwwbbbBBBRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHBHHEY-E-YEAH YEAH YEAH! HEY-E-YA-E-YA... of an obnoxious Harley blaring "What's Up" by 4 non-Blonds out of eight 6x9 speakers on top of the already awful exhaust. - Appleseed

QuasiMofo (John Brown)
QuasiMofo (John Brown) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/11/24 12:07 p.m.

In reply to RevRico :

And now Smo is quite Smoll

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/11/24 5:17 p.m.

Folk is just jazz for white people

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