"I don't think there's a master manipulator, I don't somebody's pulling the strings. I think we're all just as lost in this sick little game, 'cause if you dig deep enough, you get to the ultimate answer: there are no answers." - Curious George.
"I don't think there's a master manipulator, I don't somebody's pulling the strings. I think we're all just as lost in this sick little game, 'cause if you dig deep enough, you get to the ultimate answer: there are no answers." - Curious George.
"For every mile of road, there's two miles of ditch."
Derek Bieri, Vice Grip Garage
"He doesn't need you to be the world's best Mom. He just needs to know that you think he's the world's best kid."
– Mrs. Stealth, tonight, to a nervous new parent
"Ignorance is bliss" Re: The Cobb gets fined thread.
"There was also Eric Clapton, who I never really liked. I thought some of his solos were good, but I mean only 2 out of a hundred. Eric didn't affect me in any way."
- Ritchie Blackmore
Appleseed said:"For every mile of road, there's two miles of ditch."
Derek Bieri, Vice Grip Garage
I can NOT remember who said this or the exact quote, but it was after a spectacular off at WRC Australia.
"In the rest of the world, it's road - grass - ditch - trees. In Australia, it's road - trees."
"When you get what you want will you like what you got?"
MrSmokey said:"When you get what you want will you like what you got?"
Not knowing what you want kinda sucks too.
"Relationship is a good ship, but a damn poor ship to sail on."
Agatha Christie wrote, “One cannot, ever, go back to the place which exists in memory. You would not see it with the same eyes—even supposing that it should improbably have remained much the same”
Your wheelie bars are dope bro...
“Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, 'It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver” - Babe Ruth
It's not broken, it's rebuildable.
Oapfu said:MrSmokey said:"When you get what you want will you like what you got?"
Not knowing what you want kinda sucks too.
When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
(Hey, I think I saw that anime)
"If an airplane is still in one piece, don’t cheat on it. Ride the bastard down.
Ernest K. Gann, advice from the ‘old pelican’, The Black Watch,' 1989.
Paradigm shifts are hard if you don't use the clutch.
Stone: Hey, you guys remember Monday when this car was complete?
Tony Angelo: Yeah, completely berkeleyed.
"I'm sure you've fought hard for everything you've achieved, whether you had to or not."
"If you want get from point A to point D, that doesn't mean you have to stop at B and C along the way"
The teenager "where did you find turkey me?"
What?
"Where did you find turkey me?" Proceeds to point at her chest then the turkey breasts in the pan.
Ya, guess we kinda did find you as a turkey
"If I knew what I was doing, you wouldn't have to train me."
Me to my boss, who's going to train me for a new position.
"The '75 El Camino, now this used to be a completely unacceptable loser's car. And it still is, but they're more expensive than they used to be." - David Freiburger absolutely roasting some dude at Duct Tape Drags.
Me: "So this Jeep doesn't have enough battery power to crank. But now it also doesn't have enough battery power to shut off, and the infotainment system won't boot up so the heater fan is stuck on."
Co worker: "I love cars."
TIL that apparently the HVAC fan control knob and the HVAC off button are actually just requests to the big dumb TV in the dashboard, not the other way around.
“Let’s be honest. Most of the intelligence we’ve encountered in our life: pretty artificial, right? All we had was real intelligence, beginning of mankind, right? Didn’t work. We were dumb. Still dumb. So we kept thinking until we could create a fake version of it so dumb people would seem smart. And then we thought, ‘Well maybe that wasn’t the smart thing, ‘cause what if the fake brain gets smarter than the real brain?’ We would look even dumber! If I got this right: we’re smart enough to invent AI, dumb enough to need it and so stupid we can’t figure out if we did the right thing. We don’t know!" - Jerry Seinfeld.
"There's nothing like constantly being on the edge of dying to take your mind off work."
The local mountain opened today for snowboarding. I'm debating just leaving now.
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