Salanis
HalfDork
5/19/08 12:29 p.m.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
It tastes like burning.
Teacher: Ralph, Jesus didn't have wheels.
Ralph: My cat's name is Mittens!
Salanis
HalfDork
5/19/08 12:57 p.m.
I like to set things on fire!
I found a moon rock in my nose.
Ignored. Oops! E36 M3!:omg:
Mental
SuperDork
5/20/08 10:10 a.m.
ValuePack wrote: YVAN EHT NIOJ
"I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick!"
"My nose makes its own bubble gum"
kcbhiw
None
5/21/08 10:31 a.m.
My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies.
"Me fail English? That's unpossible." -Ralph
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems." -Homer
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
From the movie: 'I like boys now.'
Kramer
New Reader
5/22/08 8:48 a.m.
Entering the back room of the video store:
"Everybody's hugging!"
Jensenman wrote: From the movie: 'I like men now.'
Fixed...I just watched the movie yesterday (first time)...
Clem
Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!