Required reading: Skippy's List

I was just about to make a skippy's list reference ("I am not the atheist chaplin") in another thread, when I suddenly realized that many here haven't read the list. (Despite it being a decade old.) If you haven't read the list, do so.....very funny stuff. (Unless you're in the Army. It might give you bad ideas )

The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

Thank you. This is relevant to my interests.

Make sure to read the rest of the site as Skippy and his wife share many other interesting stories and experiences.

I'll be sure to bookmark this.

Skippy sounds like he might be related to our good buddy Gord . How is Skippy still in the Army?

Duke wrote: Skippy sounds like he might be related to our good buddy Gord . How is Skippy still in the Army?

Skippy's been out of the army since 2002 actually:

http://skippyslist.com/about-skippys-list-background-explanation-biography/

turboswede wrote:

Duke wrote: Skippy sounds like he might be related to our good buddy Gord . How is Skippy still in the Army?

Skippy's been out of the army since 2002 actually: http://skippyslist.com/about-skippys-list-background-explanation-biography/

...and wants to make sure that everyone knows that he did NOT use the chicken and rice MRE!!!!!

54.“Napalm sticks to kids” is not a motivational phrase.

I have a new to do list for work.

So many times while reading that I wished I had witnessed the circumstances that led to the "ruling"

thanks for the lulz. that was great!

Rule 110. Never, ever, attempt to correct a Green Beret officer about anything.

Appleseed wrote: 54.“Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase.

1. Never ever put hallucinogenic drugs in the "command" party punch.

I wish I had kept a similar list of things from my time in the Navy.

I'm starting a Sam's Club list. I have a reputation there.

I have one from sears when I was a child:

1. Quality control is not faulty at the toilet plunger factory, thus there is no need to 'test' them out by making sure they can stick to the linoleum floor.

2. (related) plungers do not need to 'maintain suction' for lengths of time under normal operation. If you do stick them to the floor, don't leave them there.