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bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
8/2/13 11:54 a.m.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/02/seattle-officials-call-for-ban-on-potentially-offensive-language/

kazoospec
kazoospec HalfDork
8/2/13 11:57 a.m.

And here I thought it was called a "brown bag lunch" because it comes . . . in a brown bag. Wonder if there's any truth the the meaning Seattle claims? As for "citizen", really? Apparently things are going spectacularly in Seattle if their city counsel has time for this.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/2/13 12:07 p.m.

Luckily, none of my black-bag operations were every officially documented...someone might have taken offense! But changing the White House to the "House Owned By The American People where we let the President Live" might get tedious.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
8/2/13 12:20 p.m.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade UltraDork
8/2/13 12:24 p.m.

Brown Bag an insult to "people of color"? What planet do those idiots live on?

mattmacklind
mattmacklind UltimaDork
8/2/13 12:33 p.m.

Its wasn't "brown-bag", it was "paper-sack brown".

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
8/2/13 12:35 p.m.

I guess we'll all have to get Hello Kitty lunch boxes to bring our lunch in now.

Wait we can't use that one cause there's too much black on it.

But is this one too white?

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
8/2/13 12:39 p.m.

Hello Kitty is offensive to cats of color because she's white.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/2/13 12:43 p.m.

What the hell is a lunch-and-learn?

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
8/2/13 12:58 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: What the hell is a lunch-and-learn?

Sales guys do these all the time. Your office gives up their lunch hour and I show up with pizzas and do a training class on hoses. 50% of the people are pissed they had to give up their lunch hour.

I am not sure what this is....

novaderrik
novaderrik UberDork
8/2/13 1:39 p.m.

i sense a marketing opportunity here- get the word "citizen" printed on a bunch of brown bags and sell them on street corners...

novaderrik
novaderrik UberDork
8/2/13 1:42 p.m.
Datsun310Guy wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: What the hell is a lunch-and-learn?
Sales guys do these all the time. Your office gives up their lunch hour and I show up with pizzas and do a training class on hoses. 50% of the people are pissed they had to give up their lunch hour. I am not sure what this is....

they did that at a place i used to work once- but it wasn't about hoses... i think it was about teamwork or something... i asked right away if i was getting paid for the lunch break i was giving up for the mandatory meeting. the answer was no... a bunch of us left and no one got in trouble..

That_Renault_Guy
That_Renault_Guy GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
8/2/13 1:54 p.m.

Surely, this was a fake article on the Onion that they picked up and ran with as fact???

Xceler8x
Xceler8x GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
8/2/13 1:54 p.m.

I verified this on The Telegraph as well so it's a legit news item.

Seattle bans words 'citizen' and 'brown bag'

That's some serious ridiculousness right there.

yamaha
yamaha UberDork
8/2/13 2:02 p.m.
kazoospec wrote: Apparently things are going spectacularly in Seattle if their city counsel has time for this.

I think they are just ignoring all their problems.....

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic SuperDork
8/2/13 2:06 p.m.

Its too bad we never perfected the neutron bomb, the West coast would be great if it weren't for all the whiners ruining it for everybody.

yamaha
yamaha UberDork
8/2/13 2:08 p.m.

In reply to Kenny_McCormic:

Can we use Seattle for Operation Castle Bravo Part Deux?

HappyAndy
HappyAndy SuperDork
8/2/13 2:15 p.m.

This is what legalization of recreational weed gets you...

Also, I can shed a bit of light on the brown bag thing. In some african-american circles a brown paper bag was used as a color gauge to determine the difference between "light" and "dark" skin tone. To the best of my knowledge this was a tool that african-americans historically used to "segregate" themselves.

Full disclosure: I am an average white suburbanite, but I live in a muli-ethnic family. Thats how I heard about the brown bag.

The_Jed
The_Jed SuperDork
8/2/13 2:51 p.m.

How about the rumored origins of the phrase "rule of thumb"?

I'm personally offended by the term "Hooligan" and I may sue...or something... if people continue to use it.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16967_8-racist-words-you-use-every-day.html

HTFU

yamaha
yamaha UberDork
8/2/13 3:03 p.m.

In reply to HappyAndy:

Wait, racist against themselves cannot be racist?......

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
8/2/13 3:06 p.m.

Damn, I was going to say "in before the questioning of Fox News credibility" but I got here a little late.

AyersGarage
AyersGarage New Reader
8/2/13 3:07 p.m.

It seems like someone can get butt hurt over pretty much anything now and our governments will pass a law or policy if you complain loud enough.

Concerning the brown bag deal....

if you went somewhere and bought your lunch, ie a burger, it usually came in a white bag.

If you brought your lunch in a sack from home it was typically a brown sack.

Therefore, when you're "brown bagging it" you're saving money by bringing it from home.

I guess you can look at it racially though if you try hard enough.

yamaha
yamaha UberDork
8/2/13 3:11 p.m.

In reply to The_Jed:

When will everyone learn, you have no "right to be offended"

You people are all just a bunch of brown bagging citizens.....

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
8/2/13 3:23 p.m.

I am a brown bagging citizen, and I am offended by that comment.

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
8/2/13 3:51 p.m.
Anti-stance wrote: Damn, I was going to say "in before the questioning of Fox News credibility" but I got here a little late.

So Fox, who just reported what happened, is somehow to blame for the incident?

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