I sign on to the book of faces and in the news feed I see newly tagged photos of said friend. This photos are from last nights Twilight: Eclipse premier. This is very disturbing to my friends and I and we are kind of just like WTF M8?! I'll just let the pictures do the justice....
hmmm he's almost white enough to goto china and get a job :)
well if that's his girlfriend next to him, i don't have a leg to stand on at the moment.
Look at it this way:.....said friend was out getting tail from Vampira...whilst you and your friends were/are looking at pics...
*EDIT....statement retracted due to further evidence listed below.
Sometimes the little head will do things that will make the big head cringe.
Yup, the blonde guarantees continued ownership of the man card....
Twilight= instant taking of mancard.
no that's not his gf. He has a wife who is most likely the culprit behind making him do all of this and she's not in any of the pictures.
DirtyBird222 wrote: no that's not his gf. He has a wife who is most likely the culprit behind making him do all of this and she's not in any of the pictures.
E36 M3....why didn't you say so?
So...the Wifey makes him mascara up and pose with the rest of the audio-visual squad...and then doesn't even join in on the "fun"?
Revocation is in order...I retract my previous reply.
Wow...just wow...yeah his man card should be burned along with any other signs of manliness that may still exist. Though from the above explanation I expect his wife has already taken those...
My girlfriend and I went to a movie last night...We saw the A Team, it was her choice. We both enjoyed the movie, far better than the old TV show was. People even got killed unlike the show.
Wooo. I have a friend whose wife would put the two of them in matching outfits for parties and I thought that was the best argument for snatching the mancard.
Your bud's needs to be snatched, shredded and burnt.
I suspect his wife is a front and his mancard has long been MIA.
I think your friend may be the reincarnation of King Tut.
http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/king-tuts-wang/23681/page1/
Stage an intervention before it's too late. Before you know it he'll actually know what brand of shampoo he uses.
Even if God himself asks, men aren't supposed to know what shampoo they use.
96DXCivic wrote: Twilight= instant taking of mancard.
Manmath:
Blonde - Ass white face - Twilight = No man card.
1-1-1=-1
I also just realised that i dont know what type of shampoo I use...
In reply to N Sperlo:
The same as the rest of us brother, whatever's cheapest wherever you happen to be when you realize you need shampoo
I just grab some stuff off the shelf
He should turn his man card in to the authorities.
shampoo? whats that?
must be something for people who retain hair still
Is he supposed to be a vampire or a werewolf? Without that answer I cannot answer.
I usually like smutzy photos, but these not so much.
Twilight. One girls choice between bestiality and necrophilia.
JeepinMatt wrote: In reply to N Sperlo: The same as the rest of us brother, whatever's cheapest wherever you happen to be when you realize you need shampoo
I just use soap, and, I have soft silky manageable hair.
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