should my friend have his mancard revoked?

I just don't get the appeal. I wouldn't have watched this crap when I was a kid. I thought Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter were too far out there for me, but this is beyond that.

JeepinMatt wrote: I just don't get the appeal. I wouldn't have watched this crap when I was a kid. I thought Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter were too far out there for me, but this is beyond that.

If there's no car chases, cyborgs or Chevy Chase, I'm pretty much not interested.

I am going to end up going to that crap movie, but I WILL NOT dress up!

Anyone who has ever DRESSED UP to go to a movie is an emmaculate douche, and does not need a man card any longer.

If JG wants another award-winning film, he'll get a cyborg Chevy Chase to run from a black Charger through San Francisco.

JeepinMatt wrote: If JG wants another award-winning film, he'll get a cyborg Chevy Chase to run from a black Charger through San Francisco.

I like where that's going.

In reply to maroon92:

Unless they dress up as Mr. T for A-Team.

I'd also say that it's acceptable to wear a Hawaiian shirt and Vans to a screening of UHF--at least, I did when I saw it in the theater. (Speaking of UHF, guess what vehicle transported me to that show? A Jeep Cherokee. True story.)

Anyway, sorry for the threadjack.

REVOKED. REVOKED. REVOKED.

maroon92 wrote: I am going to end up going to that crap movie, but I WILL NOT dress up! Anyone who has ever DRESSED UP to go to a movie is an emmaculate douche, and does not need a man card any longer.

I dressed up for the last Harry Potter. Nevermind the fact that Chewbacca failed to make the surprise appearance I was hoping for.

maroon92 wrote: I am going to end up going to that crap movie, but I WILL NOT dress up! Anyone who has ever DRESSED UP to go to a movie is an emmaculate douche, and does not need a man card any longer.

What if they're playing the Blues Bothers?

M2Pilot wrote:

JeepinMatt wrote: In reply to N Sperlo: The same as the rest of us brother, whatever's cheapest wherever you happen to be when you realize you need shampoo

I just use soap, and, I have soft silky manageable hair.

I have used the orange hand cleaner you get at NAPA for out in the shop to wash my hair.

I also just realized I just got out of the shower and washed my hair and still have no clue what shampoo I used lol

You realize that you are now legaly obligated to show this thread to your bro an while laughing and yelling revoked.... right?

rebelgtp wrote:

M2Pilot wrote:

JeepinMatt wrote: In reply to N Sperlo: The same as the rest of us brother, whatever's cheapest wherever you happen to be when you realize you need shampoo

I just use soap, and, I have soft silky manageable hair.

I have used the orange hand cleaner you get at NAPA for out in the shop to wash my hair. I also just realized I just got out of the shower and washed my hair and still have no clue what shampoo I used lol

Orange Goop (or any variant) cleans everything.

rebelgtp wrote:

M2Pilot wrote:

JeepinMatt wrote: In reply to N Sperlo: The same as the rest of us brother, whatever's cheapest wherever you happen to be when you realize you need shampoo

I just use soap, and, I have soft silky manageable hair.

I have used the orange hand cleaner you get at NAPA for out in the shop to wash my hair. I also just realized I just got out of the shower and washed my hair and still have no clue what shampoo I used lol

I once had a girlfriend stay a the weekend at the crappy house me and some friends were renting at school. After leaving the bathroom she asked me where my soap was. I thought she couldn't find soap to wash her hands so I showed that there was hand soap right there on the sink. She clarified "no in the shower, what do you wash with?" I pointed to the bottle of dish soap and go-jo in the shower. She frowned and sighed. I got a lot of soap shower related stuff for Christmas that year.

JeepinMatt wrote: If JG wants another award-winning film, he'll get a cyborg Chevy Chase to run from a black Charger through San Francisco.

Of course CCC (cyborg Chevy Chase) will be driving a green Mustang.

lewbud wrote:

JeepinMatt wrote: If JG wants another award-winning film, he'll get a cyborg Chevy Chase to run from a black Charger through San Francisco.

Of course CCC (cyborg Chevy Chase) will be driving a green Mustang.

Or this

Will wrote: Stage an intervention before it's too late. Before you know it he'll actually know what brand of shampoo he uses. Even if God himself asks, men aren't supposed to know what shampoo they use.

Is "stole it from the motel" a brand?

N Sperlo wrote: I also just realised that i dont know what type of shampoo I use...

I use the white bottle without the flowers to wash my hair. I am not certain it is shampoo but I could not care less.

I am extremely picky about my shampoo. My current favourite is made with coconut oil (actually smells like coconut) and has a picture of a woman with luxurious, flowing hair on the bottle. After shampooing I use a specific leave-in conditioner which I have to import from Canada or the U.K. since it's not sold over here. Does that make me unmanly? I don't care. I guess split ends and rats' nests are the radix of manliness then.

I do have to wash it daily to get the grease and dirt from doing manly things like wrenching out.

I normally don't rag on people for their hobbies or habits, I figure we all gotta be different some way, but dressing up for a sparkly vampire movie? That's pushing it.

REVOKED! Being in a lesbian relationship is not manly, no matter how hot the femme partner may be!

Edit:

DirtyBird222 wrote: no that's not his gf. He has a wife who is most likely the culprit behind making him do all of this and she's not in any of the pictures.

Oh, so it's actually a very simple open-and-shut case. Going to Twilight movie for any reason other than girlfriend whining = instant mancard revocation.

Revoked! And fish yours out of that dress and hand it over for needing to ask.

Revoked. He'll need to do extreme man stuff to get that back like melt steel or get his ballz back from wifey.

Jay wrote: I am extremely picky about my shampoo. My current favourite is made with coconut oil (actually smells like coconut) and has a picture of a woman with luxurious, flowing hair on the bottle. After shampooing I use a specific leave-in conditioner which I have to import from Canada or the U.K. since it's not sold over here. Does that make me unmanly? I don't care. I guess split ends and rats' nests are the radix of manliness then. I do have to wash it daily to get the grease and dirt from doing manly things like wrenching out. I normally don't rag on people for their hobbies or habits, I figure we all gotta be different some way, but dressing up for a sparkly vampire movie? That's pushing it.

Don;t worry jay... I am the same way. Some shampoos frizz my hair out so bad I can't get a brush through it. I hate looking like a brillopad with what hair I have left

sadly this was the last time i truly hung out with him (his bachelor party) and at least he went out like a champ. It's sad that in only four months he went from this to that.

So sad...RIP DirtyBird222's friend's balls.