Curmudgeon wrote:
Sora kinda unrelated related: I have gotten a LOT of calls from 'Unavailable' on my cell. I answered the first one, it was pretty obviously a boiler room sales call so I disconnected ASAP. Since then I have gotten 39 more of the damn things and it seems that since 'Unavailable' means the caller ID can't see the number I can't block the damn things. It also seems that the numbers these calls come from get switched around to overcome a single number being blocked, to make it better Verizon used to offer a $4.99 a month service to block these type calls but it's been dicontinued. If I EVER get my hands on these azzholes, well I'll be posting from a prison cell.
I managed to get one of those guys to stop calling me - it was some sort of robodialer, and I was annoyed enough that I decided to follow through on the "Push 1" just to see if I could annoy them even more than they annoyed me. Conversation went something like this:
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please have your name?
Me: Ok, it's Allen. I need to get your name now.
Telemarketer: Ok, my name is [pauses a bit while he tries to remember his alias] Greg Smith.
Me: May I get the name of your employer, their mailing address, and a callback number?
May I ask why you need this?
Me: So I can tell where to send the subpoena. [I know, I should have said "summons" here - non lawyer winging it.]
Telemarketer: Subpoena? WHAT?!? Why did you want to send a subpoena?
Me: Using an illegal robodialing program, violating the Do Not Call list, and whatever other violations of Federal Trade Commission rules we determine you've broken here.
Telemarketer: Er, uh, we were referred to you...
Me: Please give the name and address of the company that issued the referral.
Telemarketer: Er... I'll add you to our do not call list.
Me: Not good enough. Please give me your mailing address as I requested.
Telemarketer: (Hangs up right away)
At least it appears he was telling the truth about putting my name on a do not call list.