914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
7/7/09 9:15 a.m.

I like boats.

I like to tinker.

I love getting bitch-slapped by a project.

Why don't I have one of these?

http://community.webshots.com/album/573391922kAEako

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Reader
7/7/09 9:27 a.m.

Get a skinny girlfriend with an irritating Yankee accent, talk like Bogart, and play "African Queen" on your local waterway.
Skip the leeches.

slefain
slefain Dork
7/7/09 10:08 a.m.

Wait, I thought they blew up the boat at the end?

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
7/7/09 10:21 a.m.
914Driver wrote: Why don't I have one of these?

because this looks like a heart attack from a sudden spike in bloodpressure

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
7/7/09 10:38 a.m.

Come over to St Michaels some time for the boat fest. You'll see a number of them.

They are a lot of fun, for about 10 minutes. Longer if owned by someone else.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
7/7/09 11:20 a.m.

St. Michaels in the Chesapeake?

Mrs. 914 and I visited with a Sabre 38 one summer, nice place.

Dan

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/7/09 12:16 p.m.

BOATS!? If you thought cars were a money hole, they're merely a minor money pinhole compared to the ravenous money sarlacc pit that boats are! Only aircraft can devour money faster!

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/7/09 12:26 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Only aircraft can devour money faster!

Apparently, you are not married.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/7/09 12:43 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: Only aircraft can devour money faster!
Apparently, you are not married.

I thought wives were slightly below boats

RossD
RossD Reader
7/7/09 12:44 p.m.

The cool thing about steamers are that if they are improperly maintained they make neat noises. Like KA-BOOM. There are reasons why steam boilers have governing bodies, codes, yearly inspections, specific engineers, specific qualified personal to work on them, and higher insurances for buildings that have them inside. I'm not saying it wouldn't be "cool" to have a steamer boat, because it would; but just know what you're doing or at least the owner.

oldsaw
oldsaw Reader
7/7/09 1:12 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
pinchvalve wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: Only aircraft can devour money faster!
Apparently, you are not married.
I thought wives were slightly below boats

Too much drag on the hull.

Better off with a long length of chain, cement block and really deep water - far, far off-shore.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand Reader
7/7/09 1:22 p.m.

Probably the same reason I don't have one. They are like a trophy wife, beautiful, expensive and high maintenance.

I would love to have one.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand Reader
7/7/09 1:22 p.m.

^^ the boat, not the wife...

Fritz_the_Cat
Fritz_the_Cat New Reader
7/7/09 3:49 p.m.

As a friend of mine (who's a pilot) once said, "If it floats, flies or berkeleys... rent it."

aussiesmg
aussiesmg Dork
7/7/09 7:37 p.m.

^ Now you tell me ^

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