Last night I was watching Cake Boss with the wife thinking I had already seen it. It's basically Ace of Cakes meets American Chopper. Then seeing the commercials it seems all of TLCs shows have been stolen from other networks, tweeked for a little extra drama, and called all new. During this I was hit with the idea for the reality show to end all reality shows.
Icy Road, Little People, Angry Cakes. A pair of flatbed trailers would be outfitted with four small kitchens where four teams of midgets would compete to make shark themed cakes for a child stars' birthday party. I'm thinking the kid from two and a half men because he cracks me up. Adding to the difficulty would be the two trailers would be crossing an icy mountainous highway driven by two newly licensed teenaged girls who are themselves competing to win the ultimate prom dress.
If anyone from TLC is watching please make this a reality, it may be the best thing you will ever air.
NYG95GA
SuperDork
7/28/09 7:01 a.m.
Brilliant. Insane, but brilliant.
RossD
Reader
7/28/09 8:02 a.m.
Then add in some Wayne Carini picking up classic cars in the back of the trailer too.
Maybe they could make the cakes for Kate + 8, deliver the cakes to the kiddies, then take Kate behind the barn and kick the E36M3 out of her.
Weekly.
Shouldn't there be a HUGE tow truck in there somewhere?
Ok, I got it. The driver of the big rig is a tow truck driver that is getting a complete makeover while he is driving!
If one of the trucks breaks down and the competitors have to have assistance to fix it, they have to surrender one of the critical cake ingredients. 
I admit, I don't generally like reality TV, but this I could watch. 
You need a hot female tattoo artist in there someplace.
Luke
Dork
7/28/09 8:28 a.m.
And some people need to be dancing.
TJ
HalfDork
7/28/09 9:04 a.m.
What if two of the cake baking midget carrying teenaged girl driver trucks lined up for a drag race and two schmoes and a ringer guessed their times?
EricM
HalfDork
7/28/09 9:22 a.m.
Oh and two of the contestents shhould be grossly overweight and try NOT to eat any of the cakes and lose some weight during the filming of the show.
Sometimes when I see a show on TLC I think...
.... so what am I learning again?...
TJ
HalfDork
7/28/09 10:42 a.m.
Learning that the movie "Idiocracy" is a glimpse into our future.
don't forget about the shiny happy person who "arm-drops" the start of the race bewtween the cake baking midget carrying teenaged girl driven trucks
I thought was Wally's job?
Then you need a nagging wench of a wife that has waaay to many kids and is a freaking control freak from he!! that is willing to sell her kinds childhoods for a really good deal with Gymboree. Throw in her husband that looks like he's thinking of hanging himself every time she opens her cake-hole and I think we have it!!
DrBoost wrote:
Then you need a nagging wench of a wife that has waaay to many kids and is a freaking control freak from he!! that is willing to sell her kinds childhoods for a really good deal with Gymboree. Throw in her husband that looks like he's thinking of hanging himself every time she opens her cake-hole and I think we have it!!
John and Kate Plus Cake...
Well got the President part of the movie down........obamachia
We should certainly throw in the Girls Next Door and the Kardashians too. Every reality shows gotta have at least one vacuous hottie with a vacant expression.... Keeping Up With The 8 Little Icing Road Bakers Next Door
NYG95GA wrote:
Josh wrote:
Needs more cowbells.
Fixed that for ya..
I gotta fever! And the only procurement... is more cowbell.
