Remember that old thread about "Guido Beach?" Well MTV producers must be trolling YouTube for ideas. Which can't be that far of a stretch, can it? The show is called "Jersey Shore" and, yes, the guido mentality is in full effect. Picture "The Real World" populated by this:
Is Joey Porsche involved?
Not sure. But I know I saw Johnny Blaze.
That dude in the middle just ate a cartoon hot pepper.
Is the one in the middle being serious? He doesn't even look human any more!
I deal with those jokers 3 nights a week from 10pm till 4am.. after the first of the year it will be 5 nights week. Sometimes I just LOVE my job.
Thankfully I get paid well enough to sit back and watch them get drunk and make complete fools of themselves
guido fist pump in full effect
What. The. Hell. We had a guido in MN once. And then I think he got his by a bus.
I caught the girlfriend watching this the other night...
30 seconds worth made me look like this:
Please tell me you left the girlfriend. That's.....that's just awful.
For a moment I thought about it, but I think she is watching it for the novelty value...
At any rate, I went to the man cave for some Forza 3. It eased the pain.
I don't think I could stand a whole evening of popped collars and knuckle bumping no matter how much they paid me.
Shawn
Racer1ab wrote: For a moment I thought about it, but I think she is watching it for the novelty value...
That was clearly the right decision.
Trans_Maro wrote: I don't think I could stand a whole evening of popped collars and knuckle bumping no matter how much they paid me. Shawn
Trust me.. I hate them.. a lot. Did I mention I hate Guidos? I hate them even more when they are drunk. Thankfully my job is just to make sure the video feeds work and the monitors are showing them. I do not actually have to deal with them face to face.
Thankfully, they have not learned how to leave NJ. Maybe they visit south Florida on vacation, but that's not really Florida anyway and I don't see it.
Plenty of bros here, though.
Hopefully they can do for Guidos what they did to music videos and it will die off soon enough
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: That dude in the middle just ate a cartoon hot pepper.
That's too funny.
When I read the title, I thought The Clown was getting his own show. It would be eleventy billion times better than what's on!
Sometimes I am ashamed to be part of the human race.
Some people were put on this earth simply to entertain us, and others to induce vomiting. Luckily, we each get to decide which is which... 
with all due repsect, I really wish you all would lay off the guido jokes. Some of my best friends are guidos, and these kinds of slams implies that they are not worthy of being friends. please, think about it next time you think "this is 'guido'" and replace that with "this is so jersey shore". We are all people in this great journey of life. Other than that, I see nothing wrong with the show. Well, except the skin tones seem out of place.
all comedy aside - i hate guys like that. what's next, real housewives of trenton? :)
patgizz wrote: all comedy aside - i hate guys like that. what's next, real housewives of trenton? :)
Ever been to Trenton? There is a reason why when you ask somebody from South Jersey where trenton is.. they will say it is in North Jersey and if you ask somebody from North Jersey were it is.. they will say South Jersey. It is simply the armpit of New Jersey (amazing how most state capitals seem to wind up that way)
And do not be so sure about the Guidos getting out of NJ. I have seen them in NY and Conn and they are apparently migrating southward from the Northern Jersey Shores to the Southern. I can only Imagine that Deleware and Maryland beaches will be the same in about 10 years
Been a while since this was posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Tv show trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx3ePHmmV6Y
Trenton is the part of New Jersey that neither north jersey or south jersey wants to claim.
"Not now chief, I'm in the berkeleying zone."
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