I don't care how annoying she is, I'd gve her some fresh, never frozen beef.
I wonder if they don't want to use the real Wendy too much in their commercials, given her...uh...girth. May not be great marketing if the girl the chain is named after is a heffer and trying to sell greasy burgers. What can she say in the ads? "Wanna look like me, eat at my restaurant". So they want to find another redhead to do the pitch.
If Wendy's is smart, they'll come out with a healthy food menu, ala Subway, then put the real Wendy on Biggest Loser.
turboswede wrote: I dunno, not all Wendy's are annoying:
someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her E36 M3
aircooled wrote: Fraud Warning: NOT actually a redhead!
As for the 'real' Wendy being not-small...her Dad appeared in endless commercials and he was no lightweight, either. Do you really think that matters to the burgers-for-every-lunch demographic? Maybe they'd rather see people who actually look like themselves.
In reply to aircooled:
See, I'd be more annoyed at the carpet not matching the drapes......that said, would I still hit it? Sure......but she'd have 2 strikes already.
Jerry wrote: Ex-wife is a red-head. Current fiancee is a red-head. I see a common thread here.
Square hamburgers?
as far as I'm concerned, she's damned good looking ... either red-head or strawberry blonde ... if she'd have me I'd be willing to take a chance on her
Will you guys knock it off before some lesbo with a cause college professor gets wind of this and has us shut down.
aircooled wrote: Fraud Warning:
She is an actress... who knows what her real hair color is. Not that I really care.
tr8todd wrote: Will you guys knock it off before some lesbo with a cause college professor gets wind of this and has us shut down.
make sure to forward those questions and concerns to me........I bet I'd be able to tell said "Lesbo with a cause college professor" more about herself than even she knew.....enough so she'd proclaim me a fortune teller.....
Me- "I see you are a college professor"
her- "yep"
Me- "Do you drive a subaru?"
her- "Yes, how could you possibly know that"
Me- "Do you have short or long hair?"
Heres where it changes
her option 1- "Long"
Me- "So you drive a Subaru Legacy"
her- "OMG, sobbing hangs up phone"
Her option 2- "Short"
Me- "So you drive a Subaru Forrester"
her- "OMG, sobbing hangs up phone"
I might as well be a professor of racial and sexist stereotypes.....
N Sperlo wrote:Grizz wrote:Face deep on my fist is what she needs to be.
Kinky.
Ian F wrote: I'll take her over the Flo character...
I'll take her and Flo. At the same time.
yamaha wrote: In reply to aircooled: See, I'd be more annoyed at the carpet not matching the drapes......that said, would I still hit it? Sure......but she'd have 2 strikes already.
Linoleum. Never know what the carpet looks like. Too many bottle blondes out there to be this picky, IMO.
About the only ones guaranteed to be even close to matching carpet and drapes are brunettes. Otherwise, it's a coin toss. Then again, what difference does it make?
If the 'real' Wendy were to offer to bankroll my racing ambitions, we could come up with an arrangement. 'In the dark all cats are grey'.
Swank Force One wrote:aircooled wrote: Fraud Warning: NOT actually a redhead!Doesn't matter. WAY hotter as a redhead.
I would smash that so fast it would look like the start of a Spec Miata race.
one yes she is hott! 2 they dont even try to say its wendy. and 3 someone please get me her hair dye id love to have that hair.
KATYB wrote: one yes she is hott! 2 they dont even try to say its wendy. and 3 someone please get me her hair dye id love to have that hair.
Wife and I looked but haven't found it yet.
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