Things NOT to say when being pulled over

wbjones wrote:

Gearheadotaku wrote: What NOT to say: Officer "do you have any drugs or weapons in the car?" "nope, all sold out"

damn you.... it hurts to blow coffee out your nose....

Thats 2 coffee blasts for my efforts, sweet!

NYG95GA wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: This is hard to do w/o sweating with a body in the trunk.

I drive autocross, so I never keep anything loose in my trunk. For dead bodies wrapped in old rugs.. I use the E150.. much easier loading and dumping.

+1 to that. E-150 is by FAR the easiest method of corpse removal i have yet used.

Gearheadotaku wrote: What NOT to say: Officer "do you have any drugs or weapons in the car?"

What do you need?

poopshovel wrote: Cop: "So Mrs. teh poop, does he drive like this all the time?" Mrs. teh poo: "Nope. Only when he's been drinking." She didn't actually say it, but the thought of her saying made me start laughing uncontrollably. I paid for that one.

There's a stand up comedian that does a bit like this. Found it! Willie P. Richardson - Highway Patrol. I can't find it for free to post a link but it's pretty funny.

Meow

What's that meow?

EastCoastMojo wrote: What's that meow?

Meow see here boy...

I need to see your lisense and registration right meow.

Did you say Meow?

CHICKEN berkeleyER!!!

We call him "Chicken Lover", there Gimp.

chicken and waffles? sure we have doughnuts....

Do you see me jumping all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Meow.

Carson wrote:

poopshovel wrote: Cop: "So Mrs. teh poop, does he drive like this all the time?" Mrs. teh poo: "Nope. Only when he's been drinking." She didn't actually say it, but the thought of her saying made me start laughing uncontrollably. I paid for that one.

There's a stand up comedian that does a bit like this. Found it! Willie P. Richardson - Highway Patrol. I can't find it for free to post a link but it's pretty funny.

....hence the uncontrollable laughter on my part.

Do you realize what you just posted...meow?