Well... not all small cars are Miatas, unfortunately.
Well... not all small cars are Miatas, unfortunately.
Was talking to a friend about penis size. She was talking to me me about a guy we were both friends with, and I said, "You know I 'heard' he has a huge penis". she asked how big. I explained just how big. Her response: "Aw, hell no. I'm not getting near that."
Now, back to this pretzel wrapped sausage...
Pfft, get good with your fingers and mouth and it wont matter how small you are.
As long as you can make em shake like a car on bad gas it's all good.
In reply to Grizz:
It's not the sword, it's the swordsman. But wouldn't you rather ride into battle with a broadsword instead of a dagger? 
This thread makes me think of this:
Larry David - Huge Vagina episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8
I always tell women that I'm hung like an infant.....
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9 lbs, 12 oz.
curtis73 wrote: I always tell women that I'm hung like an infant..... .... .... .... .... 9 lbs, 12 oz.
You mean you were hung to your knees....
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... but that was when your knees were a lot closer to your ass.
A friend always states he's "hung like a gnat on a cold winter day". Lol
A couple times when I had my Corvette, a girl would accuse me of compensating for something. My invitation to find out was always turned down....
Well since we're all going there tonite my dad always used to say "I may not hit bottom but I'll bang the hell outta the sides"
TMI dad, TMI
My friend uses the phrase "Hung like a studded field mouse"
my line has always been … "it's not very big around, but it sure is short"
once had a woman make me take her home and prove it
One joke my friend used to say a lot: "It's not the length but the girth that matters. That's why I'm hung like a can of tuna!"
RexSeven wrote: One joke my friend used to say a lot: "It's not the length but the girth that matters. That's why I'm hung like a can of tuna!"
LOL, former employee of mine ended up being nicknamed tuna after that joke. I was managing a restraunt and had 3 closers 2 guys 1 girl. Dude had been showing his ass all night trying to impress this fairly cute girl that was working with us that night. Somehow they got onto that topic while cleaning up. When he told that joke, I walked out of my office, grabbed a can of tuna off the shelf and tossed it to him. "Remember that's what you're comparing yourself too!" I got called a few explitives but the look on her face was priceless, his was sheer mortification.
I tell the ladies I'm hung like a horse.....fly
I had a coworker a few years ago that would just walk up, out of nowhere, and say with a straight face, that he had balls the size of a water buffalo, then just walk off. Yeah, he was weird.
If nothing else, this whole endeavor might have been an ingenious way for this guy to get substantial numbers of strange women curious about seeing his donger. You know, like those guys that get themselves hit by trucks to collect insurance payouts.
Lesley wrote: Well... not all small cars are Miatas, unfortunately.
Lesley made a funnay.
I have a friend on the other extreme, he could put Lesley's horse to shame. It's very frustrating for him, but his girlfriends are frustrated, dejected and for some reason feel less than capable which brings about low self esteem.
He's not happy about it. He bitches to me "Well, women get breast reduction right?"
Count your blessings .....
My horse is a girl... 
Geez, it was an analogy. Sorry.
Did you know Richard Nixon saw the movie Deep Throat over 100 times?
Watched it until he could get it down pat.
for some reason I thought this thread would be about a radio controlled model of a car with a really, really narrow front track and a wide Delta shaped rear...
stroker wrote: for some reason I thought this thread would be about a radio controlled model of a car with a really, really narrow front track and a wide Delta shaped rear...
You mean Steely Dan?
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