Tired of your carpet smelling like Febreze?

Try new Stripper Scent Air Fresher and let the fabulous aroma of Camel Non Filters, Sweat, Meth Fumes, and Shattered Dreams mask pet and other odors.

Do they have that in wet dog and 6 month old hamburgers?

Do they have scents other than Bob Costas?

My detail guy uses that.

It actually smells pretty good. I'll never admit to why though...

Trans-Maro it's trying to tell us he loves the smell of hooker cooch.

Seems like nearly every stripper uses the same perfume to me.

In reply to Appleseed:

The AIR FRESHENER smells pretty good.

Never smelled the other thing. (see my tagline).

I will agree though, all the "Ladies of negotiable affection" seem to use the same perfume.

"negotiable affection"

Awesome

Wait this is real????

Gearheadotaku wrote: Seems like nearly every stripper uses the same perfume to me.

Yeah, I had no idea.

dean1484 wrote: Wait this is real????

I think I've had enough Internet for one day.

(I also thought it was a joke)

Does it leave a nice layer of glitter on everything too? God that's hard to get rid of.

In reply to Wall-e:

No glitter included. Bring your own.

The Amazon reviews are a riot.

He isn't lying.

This is for real, I have a bottle in my truck.

Gearheadotaku wrote: Seems like nearly every stripper uses the same perfume to me.

Back in the day their odor was "Victoria's Secret Pear Glacé".

Strippers aren't stupid, it's a business in which a fantasy is sold and lonely men are separated from their cash. Any angle they can use to that end is fair game. Apparently "pear" was the biggest money maker so they all wore it.

Don't think I want my car smelling like Gloucester at low tide.

Disappointing...

My co-worker has his Dakota input in his vehicle list on Amazon and it says "This fits your 1998 Dodge Dakota" or whatever.

My Amazon garage default is currently an 07 Odyssey. It does not fit the Odyssey :(

Spose there will be a run on Stripper Scent at CG's today

oughta try for a GRM group buy

In reply to KyAllroad:

I seem to recall vanilla, but my experience with the subject has been limited.

Brian wrote: In reply to KyAllroad: I seem to recall vanilla, but my experience with the subject has been limited.

Once upon a time I was a young man in the National Guard and we attended the more entertaining clubs on drill weekends. The odor was largely subliminal until one day I encountered it at Wal Mart. I quickly tracked down the (rather attractive and glittery) young lady and asked what she was wearing. She told me the whole story.

I could go with vanilla. I was turned off to strip clubs early but when I worked overnights I used to pick up some young woman and I recall they always smelled strong enough to notice when they boarded the bus, but it was always a pleasant scent. Thinking back it cold very well have been vanilla. And I wasn't kidding about the glitter. More than once I picked some up incidentally and it doesn't always come of easy.

"Honey, I wasn't at a strip club. I swear to God!"

In reply to Appleseed:

Man, I sure am glad my wife doesn't know what a strip club smells like.

I don't really see the appeal of a strip club anyway. I think it was Bob Vila that said if something is going to cost you as much to do it yourself as it would to hire a pro, hire the pro and get it done right.