I bet they exile him to Florida. 
That's it, one sentence?
Maybe the bike owner is some really hot chick.
People who are sexually attracted to inanimate objects are very lucky, a few hundred dollars at a flea market and they can act out their wildest fantasies in their basements. All they gotta do is keep it quiet...yet they so often fail at it.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-strange-addiction/videos/my-car-is-my-lover.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qe_-MrKaoU
This guy understands the attraction
Maybe the bike slipped and fell on him while he was giving himself an exam for lumps.
It happens.
berkeleying bike...literally.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-strange-addiction/videos/my-car-is-my-lover.htm
"learning channel"...learning that people are screwed up
Datsun1500 wrote: What kind of bike? The Schwinn Orange Krate was always kinda hot
I had a Pea Picker but never had those kinds of feelings towards it.
It's not cheating if it's your bike.
I saw that TLC Special and was thinking a new gen Monte Carlo? Really?
A De Tomaso Mangusta? Yeah I could actually see that. Any of the BaT Concepts? Yep.
Even a 73 Carerra RSR, 55 Testerossa or 250 GTO, but a Monte? My god man, have some self respect.
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