So today while I was at work someone backed into my m3 (shares a parking lot with Walmart). My m3 is 20 years old and the paint reflects it, so normally this wouldn't be an issue. The impact wasn't all that bad so all it really did was scrape up my license plate, take some chrome off the kidneys, and leave some smudges on the hood (still opens ok).
However, they hit and ran. Luckily someone saw it happen and got the license plate. Had they left a note or came and found me I would have been pretty cool about it and let it fly. Since they took off I am somewhat inclined to try to nail them with this. What do y'all think?
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Attack the sorry sack of E36 M3 with the full measure of the law. berkeley that guy.
Yeah -- get info, turn over to insurance,????, profit!
Salt their fields, disgrace their mother, and end their lineage.
gamby
UltimaDork
8/19/15 11:45 p.m.
In reply to fiesta54:
Fart in their general direction.
Taunt them a second time.
NGTD
UltraDork
8/19/15 11:55 p.m.
Nail the bastards!!!
People who hit and run are one of the lowest forms of life!!!
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their of their women.
Walmart likely has cameras on the parking lot. Get the video.
Jesus, guys, I'm sorry. I panicked and made a bad decision. Just give me a quote on the damage and I'll send some bitcoin your way. Then maybe you'll tell me where you've got my mom?
Create a blog on the Internet exposing her deepest secrets and embarrassing stories. Invite them to a party just to talk E36 M3 on them. Say dirty nasty things about their mother.
