Which Top Gear host are you?

Probably somewhere between May and Hammond. I'm the smartest person I know (in my opinion anyway), but am also among the shortest and my driving lands me in ICU every so often.

May

I'm turn slow laps

I'm sensible (not reckless enough to turn fast laps)

I have Clarkson's attitude, but he is mechanically incompetent. I crash like the Hamster, but he is popular with the ladies, which is not an attribute I would attribute to myself. Like me, James May is practical and polite, but he has hair and musical ability. The Stig never says anything, so that can't be me, yet I always have the top lap times. (OK, I am lying there)

I guess I most like the 4th member of the show: The Script. Always funny (even when inappropriate) Very high production values, even though it is just a show about cars. Fast, expensive cars are all that really matter. Break stuff whenever you can.

I'm more like May.

i try to be may, but eventually end up admitting that im clarkson, except that i can fix cars.

sidenote: is the american top gear gonna have a stig or is tanner just gonna drift and talk about how awesome he is?