Probably somewhere between May and Hammond. I'm the smartest person I know (in my opinion anyway), but am also among the shortest and my driving lands me in ICU every so often.
I have Clarkson's attitude, but he is mechanically incompetent. I crash like the Hamster, but he is popular with the ladies, which is not an attribute I would attribute to myself. Like me, James May is practical and polite, but he has hair and musical ability. The Stig never says anything, so that can't be me, yet I always have the top lap times. (OK, I am lying there)
I guess I most like the 4th member of the show: The Script. Always funny (even when inappropriate) Very high production values, even though it is just a show about cars. Fast, expensive cars are all that really matter. Break stuff whenever you can.
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