I'm "Half-Dork" now. I didn't even notice.
Marty!
Dork
1/11/11 10:00 a.m.
Excellent, another thread to pillage to get me to Sooper-Dorkdom. 
mndsm
SuperDork
1/11/11 10:03 a.m.
/me flies by with his superdork cape on....
Ah, thats right, a PowerDork!
Ah, the memories. It seems like just yesterday that I graduated to Dork.
If you were a Dork, I'd say congratulations, but since you are a half dork I'll half congratulate you! 
T.J.
SuperDork
1/11/11 10:20 a.m.
It is hard to pass these threads up without a meaningless post.
oldsaw
SuperDork
1/11/11 10:27 a.m.
Ignore using the Ignore thread. That just cheapens the value.............
no post is meaningless...
All you post whores should just stop!
All you post whores should just stop!
So, is it posted somewhere what the actual heirachy of dorkdom is? Uber > Ultra > Super > Power? Or do I have that backwards??? 
oops I double posted. does that count as two?
Who could imagine that so many would aspire to be dorks? Are we truly a nation of underachievers? Or have dorks gained parity with doctors and lawyers?
I think this meaningless thread just found it's meaning. It's 4cylndrfury's guide to becoming an uberdork. 
T.J.
SuperDork
1/11/11 11:23 a.m.
Only 120 posts till ultradork.