Sort of.
It's also "project daily driver", but it just so happens that it will be far less than $2015, so hey, may as well.
Sold to me as a high mileage Accord with a blown up engine. It's an LXi, so it's fuel injected, 120HP A20A3. I had a hunch, so I went to look at it with a bud. We both checked it out. We noticed that it was overfilled by two quarts, both had a "got it!" moment, and I went back to buy it today.
I drove it away, smoking like crazy, about a mile to the gas station. We drained the sump and put in four quarts of Castrol and....
It still smoked.
We pulled over a few miles later and I pulled the valve cover vent and capped it off with a rag and a ziptie. Less smoke, but a nice oil wash for the engine. After we got back to bud's house I pulled the PCV line and capped both that and the valve cover vent line and capped them with a plastic bag. Smoke is gone.
So.
1: Why does this thing have two vents? The PCV line is in the block, and the valve sounds clicky, or at least thuddy, when rattled. That connects upstream of the throttle body. The other vent goes right from the valve cover to the intake, downstream of the throttle body. Why two?
2: I can plainly see oil mist coming out of both lines, as well as the oil fill cap. When capped, no smoke out of the tailpipe says to me that the valve seals are bad. The internet is full of thoughts about a broken piston causing this, but it sounds like it would be burning oil, not just blowing it through the intake, if this was the case. Would a compression test be able to tell the difference between a piston and a valve seal?
3: CEL comes on when we're at high throttle angle for a long time. This could be because of all of the oil, it could also be because I was driving it without an air filter, mostly because it was completely soaked in oil.
4: It needs dampers. Badly. Any good ones for this setup?