I have been compiling all my photos of this car. Unlike some of the builds on here she's not an engineering wonder, or an autocross cone smasher, or a 1/4 mile muncher. This is the story of the slowest racecar I've ever driven that still brings a smile to my face every time I drive it. This is the story of Planet Express.
My friend Ted and I learned about Lemons from Jalopnik(rip) in 2006 while we were in highschool. We didn't have money or friends to field a Lemons team but we sure wanted to. In 2012 we finally got out to a race at CMP to spectate. Ted already knew Volvoclearinghouse from the classic volvo community so we kinda hung around them while him and Tuna55(and the rest of the team) swapped the 400M in their LTD(oil well theme).
We made it to the next CMP race in spring 2013 but I brought along my college roommate for the weekend. After that fun weekend of watching racing, camping at CMP(no fireants?!) and meeting a bunch of fun Lemons teams with whom we're still very close: Knoxvegas Lowballers, Fairlylame and Escape Velocity to name a few we were hooked. My roommate decided after that weekend that he wanted in on the action. The three of us started trolling our friend groups and found two more guys interested in starting a Lemons team. Game on.
In the spring of 2013 Ted bought a cheap Volvo 960 wagon for parts for his V8olvo 960. He stripped enough parts off of the car that it was effectively free and he was willing to donate the running, gutted, vehicle to the race team. We stripped the car fully, did a preemptive timing belt service and Ted built an analog-electronic manual shifter for the aw30. We also had decided as a team, after much debate, to theme the car as the Planet Express. Our Swedish car team name was decided to be Flat Pack Racing. This was Veronica
She was going to be the first Volvo whiteblock raced in lemons. The redblock has been very successful in Lemons but the modular Volvos arn't know for their reliabiltiy in endurance racing. No worries, it blew a headgasket and milkshaked the oil before we did any more work to it. We ditched the idea of racing it so Ted removed everthing of value down to every inch of wiring and scrapped the shell.
Farewell Veronica.