David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
5/25/18 1:06 p.m.

Just got the release about this. Paging Wally....

 

Pete Gossett
Pete Gossett GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/25/18 1:12 p.m.

In reply to David S. Wallens :

If they’d just combine the bus simulator with the goat simulator I’d be 100% sold. 

Grizz
Grizz UberDork
5/25/18 1:40 p.m.

I'm not even going to lie, Farming Simulator eats time like you wouldn't believe.

Euro Truck Sim is good too.

grover
grover GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
5/25/18 1:44 p.m.

That is the most generic release I've ever seen.   Pretty hilarious.  

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand UberDork
5/25/18 1:56 p.m.
Grizz said:

I'm not even going to lie, Farming Simulator eats time like you wouldn't believe.

Euro Truck Sim is good too.

I had to quit farming simulator 15. I'm all for games that turn into time sucks, but I'd lose entire weekends playing and not even realize it till like 3am Monday. It's not even "fun" in the typical gaming sense, but it can really pull you in. 

Trackmouse
Trackmouse UltraDork
5/25/18 2:23 p.m.
John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
5/25/18 2:50 p.m.

Being a simulator, I wonder how much it is like real life?

Do the wheels still go round and round, round and round?

Do the people still go up and down, up and down?

Do the wiper blades still go swish, swish, swish? ...

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
5/25/18 2:53 p.m.
RevRico said:
Grizz said:

I'm not even going to lie, Farming Simulator eats time like you wouldn't believe.

Euro Truck Sim is good too.

I had to quit farming simulator 15. I'm all for games that turn into time sucks, but I'd lose entire weekends playing and not even realize it till like 3am Monday. It's not even "fun" in the typical gaming sense, but it can really pull you in. 

This is what Sim City type games do to me as well.

 

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/25/18 3:44 p.m.
John Welsh said:

Being a simulator, I wonder how much it is like real life?

Do the wheels still go round and round, round and round?

Do the people still go up and down, up and down?

Do the wiper blades still go swish, swish, swish? ...

You are killing me!!!  Dying here and my employees are looking at me like I have lost it.  Now I am singing that song and they think I am completely nuts.  

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/25/18 3:44 p.m.

So do they have bus racing??

kazoospec
kazoospec SuperDork
5/25/18 3:49 p.m.

Maybe that dude from New York can finally stop stealing MTA buses now. 

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/25/18 3:53 p.m.
Pete Gossett said:

In reply to David S. Wallens :

If they’d just combine the bus simulator with the goat simulator I’d be 100% sold. 

And crab knife fighting simulator. 

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
5/25/18 4:06 p.m.
Duke said:
Pete Gossett said:

In reply to David S. Wallens :

If they’d just combine the bus simulator with the goat simulator I’d be 100% sold. 

And crab knife fighting simulator. 

Theres a crab knife fighting sim?

ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory PowerDork
5/25/18 4:39 p.m.

In reply to Mndsm :

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/25/18 5:18 p.m.

I think we need Wally to do a bus simulator review for the magazine. The people want to know!

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid SuperDork
5/25/18 6:13 p.m.

it says multi player so we can all race wally know and get reveiws on who he beats up with a bus know.....

Dirtydog
Dirtydog GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
5/25/18 6:26 p.m.

And here I thought the Headline was Bust Stimulator.   Drove School Buses for 12 years, I find this humorous.    Trying to find the video of School Bus demolition derby.

Dirtydog
Dirtydog GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
5/25/18 6:28 p.m.
Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/25/18 6:48 p.m.

The OG was the Angry Video Game Nerd's Bus Driver. Totally NSFW.

 

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/26/18 9:24 p.m.

The wife keeps telling me to take up a hobby to get my mind off work.  This could be perfect.  I just need to get a few more monitors set up.  

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
5/26/18 9:57 p.m.

This seems like a good place for this:

Bob Newhart Bus Driver Training

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/26/18 10:16 p.m.

In reply to SVreX :

I love that bit. I’ve been a fan of his since I was about 8 years old and a neighbor gave me a copy of his Button Down Mind. His ability to find and share a humorous angle to otherwise mundane subjects has always amused me.  

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
5/27/18 6:38 a.m.

In reply to Wally :

I'm with you.

Newhart started as an accountant, and transitioned to comedy.  Somehow managed to keep his accountant-like approach to life, but recognize how funny it can be!

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