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nicksta43
nicksta43 None
10/26/08 4:04 p.m.

Are you serious!?!?!? You really think a stupid neon is less sucky than a Grand Prix

Here are ten reasons why my Grand Prix is better than your stupid little Neon.

  1. No matter how hard Suddard, Wallens, Pasterjak, Lear or Heath push it's still not going to be faster than my GP. I can see it in my mind, all of them pushing and you sitting in the drivers seat going in circles in the parking lot making vrooom vrooom sounds

  2. It's not a Neon.

  3. I don't have to worry about causing an accident behind me because so much paint flew of the car people behind me couldn't see.

  4. The wife and kids are not embarrassed to ride with me because I'm not driving a Neon.

  5. Steering wheel mounted paddle shifters. Now I can pick and choose how soon I want that wonderful G.M. tranny to self destruct. Try that in your stupid Neon.

  6. Richard Petty didn't get his 200th win in a Neon.

  7. Supercharged

  8. My car looks good in black.

  9. CompG>ACR

  10. It's not a stupid Neon.

This thread is not intended to cause animosity between Neon and Grand Prix owners. It is only intended to tell Schroeder I think Neons are stupid

My name is Nick Comstock and I approve this message.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
10/26/08 4:13 p.m.

Um, just like you did?

There's several different ways outlined to post pix in the FAQ. Link is also at the top of the page.

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
10/26/08 4:15 p.m.

Yeah, first time back since they redid the site it I like it though.

Carson
Carson Reader
10/26/08 4:32 p.m.

That car does look good in black.

How much did you spend for your GP?

Now go ask Per how much he spent on his "stupid little Neon."

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
10/26/08 4:39 p.m.

Way too much And I'd say he spent about $500 too much

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
10/26/08 4:48 p.m.

Actually I don't have a problem with Neons. I just wanted to aggravate Per about saying GP's suck. Wife had a purple Neon that I had fun driving. Well at least what little paint that hadn't fallen off was purple.

mtn
mtn Dork
10/26/08 5:18 p.m.

I'm not sure that I understand the point of this thread, or, assuming I do, I don't understand why you would post it...

But that is an AWESOME Grand Prix. And I don't like Grand Prix's (or most anything FWD)

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
10/26/08 5:35 p.m.

In the October busted knuckles article Per said Grand Prix's suck and then went on a three paragraph love fest for his engine less neon. I just wanted to poke some fun at him.

Thanks for the compliments, It's funny when I went to get a car my two main priorities where RWD and a Manual Transmission. and this is what I ended up with

ManofFewWords
ManofFewWords New Reader
10/26/08 6:16 p.m.

Is this what is referred to as "murdered out"?

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
10/26/08 6:29 p.m.

Fun has been poked. Your Grand Prix looks nice.

but Fisher Price called, they want their interior back.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
10/26/08 6:30 p.m.

Grand Prix's aren't "all that"

are we starting flame wars?

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/26/08 6:31 p.m.
nicksta43 wrote: 6. Richard Petty didn't get his 200th win in a Neon.

That was the last time a Grand Prix was cool. Your's is missing two cylinders, though it has two extra doors. The six remaining cylinders are pointed the wrong way and spinning the wrong wheels. The King also rowed through his gears with a hurst shifter the way God and Linda Vaughn intended, not some sissy buttons on the steering wheel. You probably have other girly doodads like Air Conditioning and Power windows, not to mention the plain black paint. Even Dale Earnhardt had sense enough to have some silver striping to break up such a plain dull color, and he had no personality at all.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/26/08 6:32 p.m.

I need to type faster,

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
10/26/08 6:33 p.m.

Let's not go beating him up too bad. He read my column, so he's Ok in my book

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
10/26/08 6:34 p.m.

you're co-drivers called.. They left their lipgloss in your glove box...

ohh.. btw... like your haircut..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M (nsfw language)

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
10/26/08 6:34 p.m.

Is it bad that my stock Oldsmobile is faster than his GP?

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
10/26/08 6:49 p.m.

No that's not a bad thing.

Ignorant said: you're co-drivers called.. They left their lipgloss in your glove box... ohh.. btw... like your haircut.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M (nsfw language)

LMFAO

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
10/26/08 6:54 p.m.
Wally wrote:
nicksta43 wrote: 6. Richard Petty didn't get his 200th win in a Neon.
That was the last time a Grand Prix was cool. Your's is missing two cylinders, though it has two extra doors. The six remaining cylinders are pointed the wrong way and spinning the wrong wheels. The King also rowed through his gears with a hurst shifter the way God and Linda Vaughn intended, not some sissy buttons on the steering wheel. You probably have other girly doodads like Air Conditioning and Power windows, not to mention the plain black paint. Even Dale Earnhardt had sense enough to have some silver striping to break up such a plain dull color, and he had no personality at all.

You forgot my heated seats and heads up display!

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/26/08 7:04 p.m.

I didn't want to pile on

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
10/26/08 7:13 p.m.
Wally wrote: I didn't want to pile on

admit it wally...

you'd love to be the bologna in a nick/per sandwich.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/26/08 7:14 p.m.

I was thinking liverwurst

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
10/26/08 7:17 p.m.
ignorant wrote:
Wally wrote: I didn't want to pile on
admit it wally... you'd love to be the bologna in a nick/per sandwich.

WHOA thats sick. I do love me some Per though

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
10/26/08 7:26 p.m.
Wally wrote: I was thinking liverwurst

we need an independent adjudicator.

http://www.randomness.com/quiz/meat/

nicksta43
nicksta43 New Reader
10/26/08 7:58 p.m.

I was chicken the cowardly meat.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
10/26/08 8:08 p.m.

LOL. I am Beef, the studly meat.

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