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ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory SuperDork
10/15/14 1:07 p.m.

By the way, do we need to post a list of the other cars Tom Matano had a hand in designing?

failboat
failboat UltraDork
10/15/14 1:08 p.m.

man some of you guys take things a little too seriously. Im pretty sure Rutledge was only saying that to make fun of Tanner, as per usual.

He's expressed his appreciation for Miatas in previous episodes and even picked one for his car.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/15/14 1:09 p.m.
Spinout007 wrote: Heck that car has gotten me laid, I can't complain one bit about it.

How long before your azz stopped hurting?

foxtrapper
foxtrapper UltimaDork
10/15/14 1:13 p.m.

I wear Crocs, drive a Miata, and ride a Harley all for the same reason.

Because I want to.

NOHOME
NOHOME SuperDork
10/15/14 1:13 p.m.

When I had my Miata I used to work with a person who never let up on this subject. At least once a week he used to toss out some comment about how the Miata was strictly for women and homosexuals.

One day, in front of the whole staff, I asked him why, as a person who professed not to play the game, he was so well versed in Homosexual cultural preferences?

Subject never came up again.

As to it being a girl's car: As I said in the past: "I like Girl units. I like Miatas, I especially like Girl units with Miatas since I have an excuse to chat with them. So thank God for the Miata being a girls car!"

SEADave
SEADave Reader
10/15/14 1:15 p.m.
trigun7469 wrote: ...The American Top Gear is terrible because the cast is lame. The US version repeats what the UK/Original version and somehow it always comes up flat, not funny, and not original.

Yeah, I didn't know anyone watched that crap. Some things just don't translate. You don't see them making a "U.S." version of Monty Python or Benny Hill do you?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/15/14 1:18 p.m.
foxtrapper wrote: I wear Crocs, drive a Miata, and ride a Harley all for the same reason. Because I want to.

Ya know... there is nothing wrong with the last two... but hell, man, your feet must stink.

ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory SuperDork
10/15/14 1:19 p.m.

Around my way (Provincetown, Ma... I kid, I kid), there are as many females driving big trucks as men. I guess the girls have small genitalia too.

Truth be told, every time I see a Miata, there's a guy driving it. And each time I wonder to myself if he's a GRM guy or just likes sports cars. The gay thing never crosses my mind.

bravenrace
bravenrace MegaDork
10/15/14 1:20 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Spinout007 wrote: Heck that car has gotten me laid, I can't complain one bit about it.
How long before your azz stopped hurting?

That comment left me virtually LOTFLMAO.

yamaha
yamaha UltimaDork
10/15/14 1:22 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Spinout007 wrote: Heck that car has gotten me laid, I can't complain one bit about it.
How long before your azz stopped hurting?

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/15/14 1:22 p.m.
ebonyandivory wrote: Around my way (Provincetown, Ma... I kid, I kid), there are as many females driving big trucks as men. I guess the girls have small genitalia too. Truth be told, every time I see a Miata, there's a guy driving it. And each time I wonder to myself if he's a GRM guy or just likes sports cars. The gay thing never crosses my mind.

Why, it's almost as if making generalizations based on what people drive is berkeleying stupid or something! Imagine that!

Seriously, folks. Why even pay attention to this kind of drivel? Aren't we all a bit past it at this point?

Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
10/15/14 1:22 p.m.
bravenrace wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Spinout007 wrote: Heck that car has gotten me laid, I can't complain one bit about it.
How long before your azz stopped hurting?
That comment left me virtually LOTFLMAO.

LOL, yeah I'm trying not to crack up at work, and not validating it with an answer.

Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
10/15/14 1:29 p.m.
Apexcarver wrote: If a big bro-dozer lifted truck means you are compensating for a small package, a Miata therefore means you must be huge. It's simple logic, really.

quoted for the lolz

LuxInterior
LuxInterior Reader
10/15/14 1:47 p.m.

I used to worry about this too... But then.. Upgrade!.

Does anyone know a good source for black flocking?

ScreaminE
ScreaminE HalfDork
10/15/14 2:27 p.m.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
10/15/14 2:32 p.m.

So, if the vehicle you drive determines the size of your genitalia.... Mine must be ever changing in size. Yesterday I drove a 4-dr Kia Rio. Today I'm driving a crewcab GMC. According to this, I went from uber-hugenormous to teeny weeny. Pun intended.

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
10/15/14 2:33 p.m.
Bobzilla wrote: So, if the vehicle you drive determines the size of your genitalia.... Mine must be ever changing in size. Yesterday I drove a 4-dr Kia Rio. Today I'm driving a crewcab GMC. According to this, I went from uber-hugenormous to teeny weeny. Pun intended.

You're a grower, not a shower.

ScreaminE
ScreaminE HalfDork
10/15/14 3:05 p.m.

For the Miata owner with something to prove...

Wanderer
Wanderer New Reader
10/15/14 3:07 p.m.

The only people I know that want a Miata or have a Miata are car dudes.

I think the man purse torch has passed on to Fiat. Which I would still drive, so w/e.

kreb
kreb GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/15/14 6:24 p.m.

It occurs to me that I kind of wish that Miatas were primarily owned by homosexuals, because the gays that I know take good care of their cars, whereas Miatas are more likely than not to be beaten on by their young heterosexual owners, and finding a decent NA or NB is getting more and more difficult. The only time that I'd avoid an otherwise fine car is if it's popular with gangs (living in Oakland and all).

NOHOME
NOHOME SuperDork
10/15/14 6:34 p.m.
ebonyandivory wrote: I guess the girls have small genitalia too.

Key the soundtrack for NOHOME doing a burnout headed for Provincetown MA.

ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory SuperDork
10/15/14 7:24 p.m.
NOHOME wrote:
ebonyandivory wrote: I guess the girls have small genitalia too.
Key the soundtrack for NOHOME doing a burnout headed for Provincetown MA.

Small genitalia on women sounds promising for us but the ones in Provincetown may be spoken for.

HiTempguy
HiTempguy UberDork
10/15/14 7:59 p.m.
Nick_Comstock wrote: She said "that's not a satchel, it's purple and has glitter on it!"

I lol'd, and then was In reality, just a 7 year old kid being a 7 year old kid haha.

1988RedT2 wrote: I see a lot of you are in denial.

Some people would rather change the world than accept themselves. We accept all you guys for who you are... not that there is anything wrong with the way you are

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
10/15/14 8:57 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: I see a lot of you are in denial.

I'm not in denial. I just sincerely don't give a berk.

unevolved
unevolved Dork
10/15/14 9:20 p.m.

Wait wait wait. Are mullet jokes towards Camaros not allowed anymore?

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