Best sig lines

And if you've put your cars in Readers' Rides, they show up in your profile, anyway. So you can click on anyone's avatar, view their profile, and see what they've got in their garage (assuming they've added them)

Exactly...

a pet peave of mine on other forums is a signature consisting of huge photos of a car and a list of every drag strip pass the car has ever made ;)

Clem

or lists EVERY motorized power tool in the garage. ie: 1990 Yugo 6 HP Lawn Boy 25 cc leaf blower. 18 amp cordlessdrill 6 folding lawn chairs...

give me a break already

We have signatures here? I never noticed.

One of the funnier ones I've run across:

"I used to fight my inner demons, but now we're on the same side."

Some of my favorites over the years:

"Not an accurate representation of white people."

"I'm what willis was talkin 'bout"

I have really good ideas for signatures sometimes, but then I forget them :(

On a side note one of the best usernames I've ever seen is Blazing Ownager - from the SomethingAwful forums

Some of the best ones every written....

http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/sigs.html

And I remember this list from back when AOL was the only real "internet"* provider in the world.

-Rob

*For you young'uns. In the early days of the internet and, more specifically, AOL, you weren't free to go to various websites, just what AOL provided you. Kinda like a big WAN.

rob_lewis wrote: And I remember this list from back when AOL was the only real "internet"* provider in the world. *For you young'uns. In the early days of the internet and, more specifically, AOL, you weren't free to go to various websites, just what AOL provided you. Kinda like a big WAN.

Yeah, my parents ran the local ISP back in those days. I had real internet. Unfortunately I was using a text browser. MUDs were cool... but porn sucked.

(o)(o)

(8)(o)

Umm, I'm not sure I get the second one..

A good one I just came across:

Owning an MG is like looking after a small child. They require constant attention, leak everywhere and as soon as your back is turned your wallet gets flushed down the toilet.

That second one is someone with '80' tattooed on their butt cheeks?

For those that remember Swarfalot he had a carcinoma on his right breast that looked like a third nipple. The second "RACK" is in honor of Swarfy.

EastCoastMojo wrote: That second one is someone with '80' tattooed on their butt cheeks?

That would go (8).(o)

ClemSparks wrote: I do like that not every signature on this board is a model year and option code followed by engine specs and ETs. I suppose not being a model specific board does have its advantages. Clem

right on... that was a prob with a number of the turbo dodge forums... everyone had a 5 mile long siggy... every mod to every car (and when you're dealing with TD's you usually have a lot)... always preferred quotes or something along those lines

EastCoastMojo wrote: That second one is someone with '80' tattooed on their butt cheeks?

I was thinking it was maybe the psychic from Mallrats.