Sometimes in my RSS feeds I see one of CNN's stupid "Fast facts" articles about a person or event, and I immediately imagine what I'd put in the article in question, and just imagine the potential for hilarity.
For example, to parody the most recent one I just saw:
Rupert Murdoch Fast Facts
- Probably the most powerful man in the world. Seriously.
- Ultra rich
- Super old
Rupert Murdoch is basically your cranky uncle who nobody gets along with, except he owns half the planet's media companies, and all his social media E36 M3posts make it to major news networks so that everyone in the world can sigh and shake their heads at it.
Now I for one would enjoy seeing things like that instead of CNN's actual Fast Facts articles. Would you? It would take me like 10 minutes per day.
Only if you give equal time to George Soros.
Whoops, didn't realize I'd stepped in a political landmine. But yes I would attack celebrities across the spectrum.
George Soros Fast Facts:
- Dark lord of the left
- Funnels about a zillion dollars into tree-hugging abortion clinics
- A totally equal counterpart to the Koch brothers if you look at the numbers, probably
George Soros built his wealth from the most noble of liberal pursuits, crashing the British economy. His eventual goal is to build a Death Star that shoots Toyota Priuses at planet-destroying velocities, and use it to force the world to convert to socialism at Priuscannonpoint.
In reply to GameboyRMH:
Well in that case I'd at least be willing to give it a try. 
Hahaha this is fun, I think I'm gonna launch it on a free Wordpress blog.
This would be cool an an iphone/android ap. People seem to love this kind of stuff.
PHeller
PowerDork
1/15/15 3:19 p.m.
It's like a blog full of memes without pictures.
Sounds like Uncyclopedia, but in little bites. "In little bites" being the best way to enjoy Uncyclopedia, I'd say give it a try.
gamby
UltimaDork
1/16/15 5:44 p.m.
In reply to GameboyRMH:
Get a twitter account and link your blogs to your twitter. I'll follow you and read them.
I know I won't actively seek out a blog, but I'll look at something interesting on twitter.
