They say 150 sailors go down, 75 couples come up. At first i thought it said they were trapped with a mime for four months. That would really be painful to bear
They say 150 sailors go down, 75 couples come up. At first i thought it said they were trapped with a mime for four months. That would really be painful to bear
Voice of Neighbors: Hey!! What's going on in there?!
Tim: This miming! It's a sickness! It's a disease, Rene! God, I feel like I'm talking to a wall!!
[ Rene mimes moving his hands up a glass wall ]
Tim: No! Not the wall, Rene! Please! Rene! Don't! Aaaaggghhhh!!!
[ Tim finally shoots Rene ]
Rene: God, man.. how real!
[ Rene collapses onto the couch, as the neighbors come bursting through the door ]
Male Neighbor: What was that? Oh, my God! What happened?
Tim: [ shocked by the result of his frustration ] I.. I killed a mime.
[ a beat ]
Neighbors: [ thrilled ] Alright!! Hey, buddy!!
[ the neighbors crowd around to pay achievement to Tim's victory ]
[ zoom out to fade ]
if you're claustrophobic, I guess you won't enjoy the horror movie, Devil, coming out in Sept. and set in an elevator. It's also by M. Night, whom people seem to hate as much as Will Ferrell.
If anyone is really claustrophobic, they're def. not gonna enjoy the new Ryan Reynolds movie Buried.
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/buried-download-the-full-movie/6981099bb7db4abff7ff6981099bb7db4abff7ff-221983475094?q=buried%20movie&FORM=VIRE5
Did anyone even READ the article?
It said they have another "room" away from the safe room where they are using the bathroom.
what article?
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: In all seriousness, what do they do if they have to go poo-poo?
I'm stuck in a mine. The last thing I'm worried about is were I poo.
In reply to Appleseed:
If I were poo, I would be worried no matter my location.
One of the firs things the health minister ordered them to do was to dig a latrine.
I'm with you, JG- scary E36 M3.
One thing mentioned was that the escape tunnel when built will only accomodate like a 34-inch girth...The good news is that there are 3 months to lose it.
And I want a fifth of Jack Daniels' before I go up that puppy...
I don't think I could do it in three months if I had aids and crack.
Wally wrote: I don't think I could do it in three months if I had aids and crack.
that's the new #1 on my list of quotes that should make the magazine but would probably make the magazine very sorry they printed it. 
Saw an interesting graph the other day on CNN showing how deep down these guys are. It's a bit less than the height of the Burj Khalifa - more than the height of the CN tower 
I heard they have a long shaft they can poop in. Which is good, 'cuz when I heard the size of the room my first thought was that if they're getting food, they'll eventually bury themselves in poop 
I'd be insane by the time they pulled me out.
Lesley wrote: I'd be insane by the time they pulled me out.
Not me, there'd be no-one else in the hole left to judge me by the end of three months 
I'm already around the bend. Wonder if those guys read 'Alive' or heard of the Donner Party?
Seriously, I agree with jg: if I were down there and wasn't claustrophobic to begin with I damn sure would be when I hit sunshine. I wouldn't be able to sleep in a house, probably.
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