David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
2/5/13 11:31 a.m.

You just can't make up this stuff: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/02/05/florida-woman-arrested-after-genital-kicking-spree/

nocones
nocones GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/5/13 11:36 a.m.

I bet she gets off for these charges.

She will manage to bag some law firm to defend her.

yamaha
yamaha SuperDork
2/5/13 11:40 a.m.

Hopefully they send her up river for a good long while with a "Hate crime" bit.....

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
2/5/13 11:41 a.m.
yamaha wrote: Hopefully they send her up river for a good long while with a "Hate crime" bit.....

Hey the article didn't say if she was only going after men...

RossD
RossD UberDork
2/5/13 11:51 a.m.
nocones wrote: I bet she gets off for these charges. She will manage to bag some law firm to defend her.

ISWYDT

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
2/5/13 11:52 a.m.

Well played Florida. Well played.

slefain
slefain SuperDork
2/5/13 12:24 p.m.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
2/5/13 12:28 p.m.

Her daughter ....

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
2/5/13 1:04 p.m.

The article said; There is no word on the number of individuals who fell victim to genital kicking spree before police intervened.

I am sure people will be coming out of the woodwork stating they were kicked by her......get ready.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
2/5/13 2:04 p.m.

"I went to Florida, and all I got was this lousy swift kick to the hootus..."

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltraDork
2/5/13 3:05 p.m.

I certainly hope this whole genital kicking thing doesn't get to be fashionable...

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
2/5/13 3:27 p.m.

I don't understand. Why would anyone go close enough to this person to get kicked? That's clearly a "looking for nuts to crush" smile.

Margie

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UberDork
2/5/13 3:32 p.m.

This seems to happen every couple years somewhere. It happened in Chicago a couple years ago. I remember them reporting that one of the victims had to have a testicle removed because it was damaged so bad.

yamaha
yamaha SuperDork
2/5/13 3:46 p.m.
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: This seems to happen every couple years somewhere. It happened in Chicago a couple years ago. I remember them reporting that one of the victims had to have a testicle removed because it was damaged so bad.

Did they later find out that person was released from the Bears special teams for not choking?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
2/5/13 3:56 p.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: I don't understand. Why would anyone go close enough to this person to get kicked? That's clearly a "looking for nuts to crush" smile. Margie

I'm sure there are people out there who would pay her for that. They probably even have a magazine and website.

If this going to be popular... I'm tying a rope between my knees for protection.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UberDork
2/5/13 4:45 p.m.
yamaha wrote:
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: This seems to happen every couple years somewhere. It happened in Chicago a couple years ago. I remember them reporting that one of the victims had to have a testicle removed because it was damaged so bad.
Did they later find out that person was released from the Bears special teams for not choking?

drainoil
drainoil Reader
2/5/13 5:11 p.m.
slefain wrote:

Haha. I remember that episode.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn PowerDork
2/5/13 7:21 p.m.

Did you notice the link in that story?

(MORE: Wedgie Spree Lands YouTube Prankster In Jail)

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
2/5/13 8:31 p.m.

That poor GMC.

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
2/5/13 11:15 p.m.

SilverFleet
SilverFleet Dork
2/6/13 9:49 a.m.

Florida... I only go there for the Challenge.

The_Jed
The_Jed Dork
2/6/13 11:00 a.m.

nocones
nocones GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/6/13 1:22 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: If this going to be popular... I'm tying a rope between my knees for protection.

+1 would read again

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