Karl La Follette
Karl La Follette Dork
5/4/12 3:33 p.m.
Salanis
Salanis PowerDork
5/4/12 3:41 p.m.

I think maybe Ted doesn't know what "moderate" means.

SupraWes
SupraWes Dork
5/4/12 4:04 p.m.

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1988RedT2
1988RedT2 SuperDork
5/4/12 5:22 p.m.

I may not agree with everything the man says, but I admire his honesty.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/4/12 6:12 p.m.

From what I understand, his face is a Maserati.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut UltraDork
5/4/12 7:21 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: I may not agree with everything the man says, but I admire his honesty.

While what he said was pretty stupid, I can see myself just as easily getting fed up with the entirety of the liberal media machine painting me as a backwards monster, especially if I was just a nice guy like the Nuge (I'm not).

OR he's still that motorcity madman.

OR he wanted to bang the producer, and figured that was a pretty slick way to ask.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
5/4/12 7:35 p.m.
Woody wrote: From what I understand, his face is a Maserati.

Ted was a poet that just didn't know it.

All right! It's zee Wango, zee Tango 1-2-3-4 Come on boys Time to Wango

My baby she like to rock My baby she like to roll My baby she can dance all night My baby got no control She do the Wango Tango

My baby she can scream and shout My baby she can move it out My baby she can take a chance My baby got a brand new dance

Wango Tango Wango Tango It's a Wango Tango Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..) Baby!

My baby like to rock My baby like to roll My baby like to dance all night She got no control She do...

Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Ooooh yeah! (oooooh..)

Yeahhhhhhhhhh! Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooooh I like the way you look baby You look like you're made for me honey If you wanna take a little chance I'm gonna show you a new dance

Baby I gotta Wango down one time with you honey I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it

Well, it's a brand new dance Yeah been sweepin' the nation I said a brand new dance A rock 'n' roll sensation Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night I got to do it 'cos I like it so much Oh honey believe it baby

You see it's a crazed gyration of the rock generation It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustration When I need some lubrication - Baby! Kinda like, goes kinda like this

You take her right ankle out You take her left ankle out You get her belly propped down You get her butt propped up Yeah lookin' good now baby

I think you're in the right position now baby Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos [From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/t/ted-nugent-lyrics/wango-tango-lyrics.html ] I'm gonna get a little talcum I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself I got the droolin', droolin' get all wet, salivate, salivate I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late Got salivate, salivate, salivate, salivate, heh heh heh Yeah you look so good baby, I like it I like it, I like it

You know what I been talkin' about honey It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a Maserati It's a gettin' hotty It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it I'll check out the hood scoop I gotta get that hood scoop off shine and shine and buff I gotta buff it up, buff it up buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,

Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You've been drivin' all night long It's time to put the old Maserati away So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead And the damn thing's open Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?) Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?) Is my baby alive? She Wango'd to death

Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango (Wango Tango) Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Tango Wango Wango Tango Tango Wango Wango Wango Wango Tango Tango Tango Tango

HappyAndy
HappyAndy Dork
5/4/12 7:57 p.m.

I belive that Ted is a real nice guy....I also believe that he is quite crazy in the coconut.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/4/12 8:04 p.m.
Osterkraut wrote:
1988RedT2 wrote: I may not agree with everything the man says, but I admire his honesty.
While what he said was pretty stupid, I can see myself just as easily getting fed up with the entirety of the liberal media machine painting me as a backwards monster, especially if I was just a nice guy like the Nuge (I'm not).

This. I don't care for his music (although ' Cat Scratch Fever' is a good 'un) but no one can deny he has done a lot for various charities along with his USO shows. he might not be as easygoing as Bob Hope was but he works every bit as hard for the folks in uniform.

Salanis
Salanis PowerDork
5/4/12 8:10 p.m.
Osterkraut wrote: While what he said was pretty stupid, I can see myself just as easily getting fed up with the entirety of the liberal media machine painting me as a backwards monster, especially if I was just a nice guy like the Nuge (I'm not).

I didn't hear any liberal media painting, just stating that the Nuge is not particularly moderate. "Moderate" is not an adjective I would use to describe him in any context.

Being an extreme person says nothing about how nice they are or not.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UltraDork
5/4/12 9:41 p.m.
Woody wrote: From what I understand, his face is a Maserati.

I LOL'D

Always been partial to stranglehold.

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar Dork
5/4/12 10:01 p.m.

Yes Stranglehold is awesome. An no, there isn't anything moderate about Uncle Ted.

I saw him play in Camden NJ a few years ago. I'm pretty sure most of Camden's power was in a brown-out while he was on stage. Also think the sound coming off the stage was strong enough to push the USS New Jersey over to Philly. It was a great show.

A buddy of mine met him back when the RNC convention was in Philly. Nuge made his way back to the editing suites where by buddy works. He was standing behind my buddy when one of the other guys says "Dude, Nuge is standing right behind you." My buddy responds with "yea right, berkeley you." Nuge laughs and tells my buddy "I like your attitude!" Then Nuge gave came in and gave them a great interview.

My buddy concluded he was a hell of a nice guy (without having to have any physical contact).

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand UberDork
5/5/12 1:36 p.m.

He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

DrBoost
DrBoost UberDork
5/5/12 2:05 p.m.

Ted is my hero. I don't agree with everything he says, but dangit, he knows what he believes and stands for it. If you get in his way, he'll let you know. He won't bend to the will of the nearest talking head.

stroker
stroker Dork
5/5/12 5:44 p.m.

Ted for VP! Are you listening, Mitt?

BoostedBrandon
BoostedBrandon HalfDork
5/5/12 10:25 p.m.

Nah.

Nugent/Ermey 2012.

They'll whip this country into shape!

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