I should've got my cat into modeling.

Will you make as much in your lifetime as this cat did for sitting around on one occasion?

http://time.com/3765868/karl-lagerfeld-cat-3-million/

Now, my cat might be a spoiled princess but she's friendly with everyone and is absolutely not "too good" for food commercials. And she's at least as cute IMO. Behold:

Also I wouldn't spend all her money on shirts with too-high collars. I'd buy her an elaborate scratching post castle and a ton of toys, and a robotic cat-bodyguard to keep her brother Louie from stealing her food and starting fights.

I think the only reason that cat has made $3 million is because its owner is Karl Lagerfeld.

I'd settle for giving my cats a reality show for that money. Mom, daughter, and 3 sons. Call them the Katdashians.

neon4891 wrote: I'd settle for giving my cats a reality show for that money. Mom, daughter, and 3 sons. Call them the Katdashians.

With more intelligent dialogue than the Kardashians! Does one of your cats have a huge ass? And will you have to make a cat sex tape to launch it?

Dang. I was hoping this kind of cat modeling paid off...

I need to teach one of our cats Blue Steel or Magnum.

Reports are that "grumpy cat" made 115 MILLION last year. Figure that one out.