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DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
1/17/13 9:16 p.m.

Why? Is it because it's a lush, opulent car? Is it because the wilton wool carpets? Or because of the big, torquey V8?
No, it's because today I learned that they have chain-driven window regulators. That's why. I would pull of the interior door panels and ride around with them off just so I could watch the windows go up and down. That's sweet!!!! I wonder if they have pyrotechnically released hood catches.

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/17/13 9:18 p.m.

That's awesome...

Do they make drawbridge/portcullis kinds of sounds when they move?

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/17/13 9:20 p.m.

I understand and fully support your plan.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte Dork
1/17/13 9:27 p.m.

Go for late fifties early sixties instead, the shifter by the door on the wrong side beats the window thing IMHO.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
1/17/13 9:41 p.m.

Try to find parts cost. That will quickly break you of that lust.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
1/17/13 10:18 p.m.

I still want to put a diesel in one

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
1/17/13 10:21 p.m.
Woody wrote: I understand and fully support your plan.

Dittos. Peeyulmp. And berkeley parts cost, just light that once-high-priced-hooker on fire when you're done with her. And deposit her at the local recycler.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
1/17/13 10:24 p.m.

Like this one

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-BENTLEY-CONTINENTAL-R-CUSTOM-CAR-OTHER-MAKES-/150980791395?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item2327280c63

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
1/17/13 11:24 p.m.

Straight from the mouth of the rat.

gamby
gamby PowerDork
1/17/13 11:57 p.m.
93EXCivic wrote: Try to find parts cost. That will quickly break you of that lust.

Yep. Awesome until maintenance/breakage.

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
1/18/13 6:49 a.m.

I wouldn't care what broke, as long as those windows still went up and down. And Ransom, if they do make that noise please don't tell me. I would NOT be able to control myself, I'd go buy one now.

slefain
slefain SuperDork
1/18/13 8:04 a.m.
aussiesmg wrote: Like this one http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1991-BENTLEY-CONTINENTAL-R-CUSTOM-CAR-OTHER-MAKES-/150980791395?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item2327280c63

1991 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme

or at least it was...

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
1/18/13 11:48 a.m.

Yeah, that's not a terrible job though on that Cutlass.

gamby
gamby PowerDork
1/18/13 11:56 a.m.
DrBoost wrote: Yeah, that's not a terrible job though on that Cutlass.

Troof. It's damn close. Raise the rear a bit, wider/lower offset rear wheels and it would a bit more spot-on.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
1/18/13 12:02 p.m.

Then I guess y'all are blind or just did not look at the taillights. Looks like someone grabbed random boxes from the truck clearance lights at DangerZone.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
1/18/13 12:05 p.m.
gamby wrote:
DrBoost wrote: Yeah, that's not a terrible job though on that Cutlass.
Troof. It's damn close. Raise the rear a bit, wider/lower offset rear wheels and it would a bit more spot-on.

You aren't serious are you? That thing looks like E36 M3.

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
1/18/13 12:09 p.m.

Oh my god that Cutlass is HORRIBAD.

The door panels still look like the old Olds E36 M3 they are. Huge panel gaps, especially in the back. I seriously facepalmed when i saw the 3400, then laughed hysterically when i realized it was FWD.

And then there's this:

fanfoy
fanfoy Reader
1/18/13 12:12 p.m.

This is my favorite shot.

Anyone else notice the "badge" is glued on crooked?

Edit: Damn...beaten to it.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte Dork
1/18/13 12:26 p.m.
fanfoy wrote: This is my favorite shot. Anyone else notice the "badge" is glued on crooked? Edit: Damn...beaten to it.

Seller said "I am only one man traveling around the country. " One step ahead of Johnny Law?

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
1/18/13 1:15 p.m.

Truth be told, I didn't look very close. Anytime I look at a kit or replica and it's not immediately obvious what the car started out as, it's already better than most.
While I agree that the pics shown prove that I have eyesight like Ray Charles, I'll say this: If any of you that say that car is bad like Utes, your comments are null and void

Beer Baron
Beer Baron PowerDork
1/18/13 1:35 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: Why? Is it because it's a lush, opulent car? Is it because the wilton wool carpets? Or because of the big, torquey V8? No, it's because today I learned that they have chain-driven window regulators. That's why. I would pull of the interior door panels and ride around with them off just so I could watch the windows go up and down. That's sweet!!!! I wonder if they have pyrotechnically released hood catches.

And here I thought the reason to own a Bentley was to get laid.

alex
alex UltraDork
1/18/13 3:40 p.m.

Clarkson hooked me when he reviewed one of these things (Continental T or Turbo R or something) when it was new, and he described it as having "the aerodynamics of a stately home."

I want one in a bad way.

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
1/18/13 3:48 p.m.
fanfoy wrote: This is my favorite shot. Anyone else notice the "badge" is glued on crooked? Edit: Damn...beaten to it.

All that fail, but "DON'T GET THE CARPET DIRTY, A**HOLE!" Heelarious.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
1/18/13 3:52 p.m.

You know, we had one on the Classic Motorsports side of things.

Andy wrote a few columns about the experience. We recently posted this one: https://classicmotorsports.net/articles/andys-advice-club-saved-my-bentley/

(And that is his car shown in the photo.)

dculberson
dculberson SuperDork
1/18/13 4:02 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Then I guess y'all are blind or just did not look at the taillights. Looks like someone grabbed random boxes from the truck clearance lights at DangerZone.

Not to mention that the tail lights look like they are upholstered.

@DrBoost: Your opinions on utes are now officially null and void. Your opinions on any and all aesthetic issues, actually. I have to take a screen shot of you having said "Yeah, that's not a terrible job though on that Cutlass," and post it every time you make fun of a car, ute, or any other actually awesome vehicle.

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