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mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/17/13 1:57 p.m.

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mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/17/13 3:41 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
mndsm wrote: Step 1- buy island. Step 2- move to island. Step 3- post sign that says "berkeley off or get shot". Step 4- wait.
Once again. Separated at birth. I already have my island picked out!
It's going to get pretty berkeleying crowded out in the south pacific. My island will have a marina, dancin' girls and a berkeleying awesome tequila bar. Possibly a reproduction of Sears Point and 20 identical 1970 IROC Porsche 3.0L 911s so you island-havin' corksuckers come on over when you get bored, jes?
berkeley the South Pacific. Otherwise, yes. Rallycross at my place, followed by crucification and subsequent smoking and eating of various delicious critters. Maybe a couple hours in the old air-conditioned indoor gun range.

What sort of booze would one bring to said party?

Conquest351
Conquest351 UltraDork
12/17/13 4:01 p.m.
mndsm wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
mndsm wrote: Step 1- buy island. Step 2- move to island. Step 3- post sign that says "berkeley off or get shot". Step 4- wait.
Once again. Separated at birth. I already have my island picked out!
It's going to get pretty berkeleying crowded out in the south pacific. My island will have a marina, dancin' girls and a berkeleying awesome tequila bar. Possibly a reproduction of Sears Point and 20 identical 1970 IROC Porsche 3.0L 911s so you island-havin' corksuckers come on over when you get bored, jes?
berkeley the South Pacific. Otherwise, yes. Rallycross at my place, followed by crucification and subsequent smoking and eating of various delicious critters. Maybe a couple hours in the old air-conditioned indoor gun range.
What sort of booze would one bring to said party?

All of it....

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/17/13 4:03 p.m.
Conquest351 wrote:
mndsm wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
mndsm wrote: Step 1- buy island. Step 2- move to island. Step 3- post sign that says "berkeley off or get shot". Step 4- wait.
Once again. Separated at birth. I already have my island picked out!
It's going to get pretty berkeleying crowded out in the south pacific. My island will have a marina, dancin' girls and a berkeleying awesome tequila bar. Possibly a reproduction of Sears Point and 20 identical 1970 IROC Porsche 3.0L 911s so you island-havin' corksuckers come on over when you get bored, jes?
berkeley the South Pacific. Otherwise, yes. Rallycross at my place, followed by crucification and subsequent smoking and eating of various delicious critters. Maybe a couple hours in the old air-conditioned indoor gun range.
What sort of booze would one bring to said party?
All of it....

I did always want to buy ALL of a stores inventory once....

Rufledt
Rufledt Dork
12/17/13 4:09 p.m.

I once bought out my university store's supply of Mt.Dew and then some! I had mass ordered it when I left to avoid them keeping my 'culinary cash' when I graduated.

Pic of my van included:

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/17/13 4:13 p.m.

That's a whole lotta soda.

mtn
mtn UltimaDork
12/17/13 4:15 p.m.
mndsm wrote: That's a whole lotta pop.

FTFY

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
12/17/13 4:46 p.m.
93EXCivic wrote:
Grtechguy wrote: Sadly, I wouldn't want to win that much. Michigan requires your name and picture to be publicly available. No thanks.
Can't you set up a shell company to hide your name?

Not allowed. People have tried using a stand-in, masks, etc. Something about the freedom of information act and the lottery rules.

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
12/17/13 5:40 p.m.
mndsm wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
mndsm wrote: Step 1- buy island. Step 2- move to island. Step 3- post sign that says "berkeley off or get shot". Step 4- wait.
Once again. Separated at birth. I already have my island picked out!
It's going to get pretty berkeleying crowded out in the south pacific. My island will have a marina, dancin' girls and a berkeleying awesome tequila bar. Possibly a reproduction of Sears Point and 20 identical 1970 IROC Porsche 3.0L 911s so you island-havin' corksuckers come on over when you get bored, jes?
berkeley the South Pacific. Otherwise, yes. Rallycross at my place, followed by crucification and subsequent smoking and eating of various delicious critters. Maybe a couple hours in the old air-conditioned indoor gun range.
Ok, so we have IROC 911's and Rallycross.... Dammit, what am I gonna bring? I'll grab chips or something.

WOMEN! I like them like I like my coffee. Dragged across the border in a burlap sack.

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
12/17/13 5:41 p.m.
mndsm wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
mndsm wrote: Step 1- buy island. Step 2- move to island. Step 3- post sign that says "berkeley off or get shot". Step 4- wait.
Once again. Separated at birth. I already have my island picked out!
It's going to get pretty berkeleying crowded out in the south pacific. My island will have a marina, dancin' girls and a berkeleying awesome tequila bar. Possibly a reproduction of Sears Point and 20 identical 1970 IROC Porsche 3.0L 911s so you island-havin' corksuckers come on over when you get bored, jes?
berkeley the South Pacific. Otherwise, yes. Rallycross at my place, followed by crucification and subsequent smoking and eating of various delicious critters. Maybe a couple hours in the old air-conditioned indoor gun range.
What sort of booze would one bring to said party?

SCOTCH! I like it like I like my women. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Rufledt
Rufledt Dork
12/17/13 8:45 p.m.

Not long now until we all realize we wasted our money!

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/17/13 8:48 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
mndsm wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
mndsm wrote: Step 1- buy island. Step 2- move to island. Step 3- post sign that says "berkeley off or get shot". Step 4- wait.
Once again. Separated at birth. I already have my island picked out!
It's going to get pretty berkeleying crowded out in the south pacific. My island will have a marina, dancin' girls and a berkeleying awesome tequila bar. Possibly a reproduction of Sears Point and 20 identical 1970 IROC Porsche 3.0L 911s so you island-havin' corksuckers come on over when you get bored, jes?
berkeley the South Pacific. Otherwise, yes. Rallycross at my place, followed by crucification and subsequent smoking and eating of various delicious critters. Maybe a couple hours in the old air-conditioned indoor gun range.
What sort of booze would one bring to said party?
SCOTCH! I like it like I like my women. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

So you like your scotch like your women, and your women like your coffee.... makes me wonder how you like your hookers and blow. ALSO- I know of a certain liquor store locally that would be having an early retirement due to my purchase of their whiskey collection (scotch, bourbon, rye, ALL THE WHISKEY) would suddenly be in the back of my forest green CTV manual with a parchment interior and Recaros. And a Lingenfelter massage.

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
12/17/13 9:03 p.m.
Rufledt wrote: Not long now until we all realize we wasted our money!

Speak for yourself!

mazdeuce
mazdeuce SuperDork
12/17/13 9:16 p.m.

I was just telling my wife about you idiots wasting your money on tickets.
She bought a few on the way home from work.

Spitsix
Spitsix Reader
12/17/13 9:19 p.m.

Jay Leno's garage and hire him to stay on! (he is jobless next year)

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
12/17/13 9:19 p.m.
mazdeuce wrote: I was just telling my wife about you idiots wasting your money on tickets. She bought a few on the way home from work.

Cheaper than the cheapest bottle of whiskey. Have fun daydreaming!

wbjones
wbjones PowerDork
12/17/13 9:46 p.m.
mazdeuce wrote: I was just telling my wife about you idiots wasting your money on tickets. She bought a few on the way home from work.

you probably won't win… but the probably turns into a guarantee if you don't have a ticket

Ian F
Ian F UltimaDork
12/17/13 10:20 p.m.

8, 20, 14, 17, 39 and the Mega Ball: 7

Definitely wasn't me. Out of the 5 tickets I bought, I only matched the Mega ball on one of them.

Rufledt
Rufledt Dork
12/17/13 10:25 p.m.

did anyone win it? They know if a winning ticket was sold, have they said if it rolls over?

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
12/18/13 3:28 a.m.

Two winning tickets sold. One in California, the other in..... Atlanta.

..... always Atlanta ain't it.

Well, hope one of you berkeleyers won.

Graefin10
Graefin10 SuperDork
12/18/13 6:13 a.m.

As I was waiting in line to waste my money I heard the man behind me say "well I know mine's gonna pay off". I turned to ask if I should just go on home and he nodded to the 12 pack under is arm.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand UberDork
12/18/13 7:14 a.m.

well I didn't win

RossD
RossD PowerDork
12/18/13 7:21 a.m.

Still here in Wisconsin. At least it will get into the mid 20s today. Hawaii can't be that nice. I should check to see if I won something...

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
12/18/13 7:27 a.m.

Well I know I didn't win the jackpot, maybe something lesser, 1M be cool. I never check my tickets right away, that way I think I could still be a winner instead of checking them and confirming I'm a loser.

Graefin10
Graefin10 SuperDork
12/18/13 7:36 a.m.

My 5 tickets granted me only the no. 20. For the first time in years I allowed myself to slip into the sense of "I won the lottery". Got to admit, I enjoyed that place. It was exciting and made me

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