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Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
2/3/12 8:46 a.m.

I still say 'Idiocracy' is prophecy and this supports my contention. Her parents must be so proud. Time for a vasectomy. Actually, if that color is involved, it's time to see the doctor.

http://wtftattoos.com/

RossD
RossD SuperDork
2/3/12 8:48 a.m.

DrBoost
DrBoost SuperDork
2/3/12 8:52 a.m.

I see this thread going epic in no time flat.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro Dork
2/3/12 9:40 a.m.

20 worst tramp stamps

This one is NSFW..

Merman

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt SuperDork
2/3/12 9:52 a.m.

One of the world's most dedicated Chevy Cavalier fans...

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
2/3/12 10:14 a.m.

Nothing says lovin' like necrophilia.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
2/3/12 10:18 a.m.

My kid is a My Little Pony fan ('brony'). She better not show up with anything like this. The snot is a particularly nice touch.

MG Bryan
MG Bryan Dork
2/3/12 10:22 a.m.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
2/3/12 10:29 a.m.

Um. Yeah. Wow.

I always did think Native Americans and corn dogs were made for each other.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
2/3/12 10:37 a.m.

Let's see: a great white shark eating a baby in her armpit. Dunno about you, but if I were to get to second base with this one I'd never make it to home plate.

fasted58
fasted58 SuperDork
2/3/12 10:41 a.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Let's see: a great white shark eating a baby in her armpit. Dunno about you, but if I were to get to second base with this one I'd never make it to home plate.

so 'bout now I jus gotta wonder what home plate looks like

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
2/3/12 10:42 a.m.

You can't make this stuff up. Nothing like calling attention to your classy plumbers' crack to get the ladies' attention at the family reunion.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
2/3/12 10:47 a.m.

Wouldn't Hello Kitty be Buddhist?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
2/3/12 11:03 a.m.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
2/3/12 11:05 a.m.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
2/3/12 11:44 a.m.

I knew a guy once. He had a tat that said "Forced Recon." He said he was seriously drunk when he got it. You would not want to make fun of him about it, as he was the real thing.

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
2/3/12 11:51 a.m.

You forgot RoboCop on a unicorn.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
2/3/12 11:52 a.m.

seen in the hotlink thread

Zomby woof
Zomby woof SuperDork
2/3/12 11:54 a.m.

I worked with a guy who had about a 4"-5" mortal combat looking tattoo right on the back of his shaved head. We were in the southern US for training, and made plans to go out to the (rough looking) local bar for beers at night. He showed up wearing a kilt.

pete240z
pete240z SuperDork
2/3/12 1:02 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Let's see: a great white shark eating a baby in her armpit. Dunno about you, but if I were to get to second base with this one I'd never make it to home plate.

off the thread a bit but that is a ticklish area for me. I could never get a tat right.

Maybe I just want to show this picture again?

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/3/12 1:06 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Let's see: a great white shark eating a baby in her armpit. Dunno about you, but if I were to get to second base with this one I'd never make it to home plate.

It's a pretty bizarre tattoo, but all I can think about is how excruciating it would be to have your entire armpit tattooed.

I wonder whether there's a backstory, and what it might be.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
2/3/12 2:21 p.m.

akamcfly
akamcfly Reader
2/3/12 2:27 p.m.

rotard
rotard HalfDork
2/3/12 2:27 p.m.
ransom wrote:
Curmudgeon wrote: Let's see: a great white shark eating a baby in her armpit. Dunno about you, but if I were to get to second base with this one I'd never make it to home plate.
It's a pretty bizarre tattoo, but all I can think about is how excruciating it would be to have your entire armpit tattooed. I wonder whether there's a backstory, and what it might be.

She's cute and is probably really kinky. I think I could deal with the tattoo.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
2/3/12 2:30 p.m.

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