http://www.nypost.com/p/news/regional/brooklyn/so_much_for_packing_um_rod_jXKO6I6jK3RgVNDNWClDoI
So much for packing a, um, rod By JAMIE SCHRAM Last Updated: 3:53 AM, September 8, 2009 Posted: 2:44 AM, September 8, 2009 It's a lesson he should have learned from Plaxico Burress -- but this was worse. A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday. Khamir Grant was then arrested for reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon -- the same charges levied against Burress, who shot himself at a Manhattan nightclub in 2008, law-enforcement sources said. Grant told cops that he was walking home from Amersfort Park at East 39th Street and Avenue J in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m., when the gun began to fall into his pants, sources said. When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet right through his penis. Grant staggered home and told his mom what had happened, sources said. They took a livery car to Kings County Hospital, where Grant was released after treatment and then arrested by police. jamie.schram@nypost.com
dumbass.....
Now begins all the half-cocked and cock-your-gun jokes...
Numb nuts...
Ooooo.... I got a free Prince Albert!
Pretty close to a Darwin award candidate, isn't he?
What a d*ck hole!
numbnutz said I did my best Burress impression, and all I got was this extra hole in my c@%k
I hope it keeps him from reproducing
4cylndrfury wrote:numbnutz said I did my best Burress impression, and all I got was this extra hole in my c@%kI hope it keeps him from reproducing
I was thinking and hoping the same thing.
See, those droopy shorts ARE good for something!
obviously a small bore weapon.. I hate to say this, next time he should carry a .45
This is my rifle..this is my gun This is for fighting ..this is for fun
...or it used to be.
I guess if he was dumb enough to shoot himself in the junk then hiding the weapon and making up a story was probably beyond him. Have fun with that one note flute in prison, asshat!
Missed by that much....oh hell no I didn't 
That answers the question of whether or not they are bullet proof.
I hope that "he took a livery car" means he stole some wheels and not that the good citizens of NY had to foot the bill for a taxi for this douche.
so a 15-year-old is carrying a gun on the street at 1:30AM and his mom calls him a cab? my mom would've called me a hearse...
kpm wrote: This is my rifle..this is my gun This is for fighting ..this is for fun ...or it used to be.
Just what I was thinking; you beat me to it...
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