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mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/9/12 8:03 p.m.

Almost lost my Ti to a careless smoker today.

I was up visiting family in PA for easter and came home today. On the way I stopped at the Ikea and Home Depot in Conshohockin (however it is spelled). Got out of Ikea, dropped my stuff in the hatch and walked over to HD.

Coming out of HD, there are fireengines, police, and smoke everywhere near my car.. I get up to it and the police stop me.. had to hand over the keys so they could roll it out of the way.. seems a careless smoker dropped a butt into the mulch bed and set the whole thing aflame.

no damage to the car (other than an overwhelming smell of burnt mulch.. but I did get the third degree from a cop. Seems he thought I had done it because it was right next to my car. Took three times for me to finally get it through his head that I am a non-smoker.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
4/9/12 8:07 p.m.

Reason 1372, for being a non smoker.

Glad your car came out of it OK

Grtechguy
Grtechguy PowerDork
4/9/12 8:11 p.m.

hate it when I'm on the bike and get butts flicked out the window. isn't there a $500 fine for littering on US highways?

Jay
Jay UltraDork
4/9/12 8:17 p.m.

And everyone complains about the "militant vegetarians"... Yeesh.

"For every one cigarette you don't smoke, I'm going to smoke three!"

Thump thump thump.

carguy123
carguy123 PowerDork
4/9/12 8:36 p.m.
Jay wrote: And everyone complains about the "militant vegetarians"... Yeesh. "For every one cigarette you don't smoke, I'm going to smoke three!" Thump thump thump.

We need a sarcasm font because if you are serious . . .

I'll be quiet now.

T.J.
T.J. UberDork
4/9/12 8:38 p.m.

Had a guy in an Avalon clogging up the left lane on I-94 on my way home toss a but at me. I take a lot of offense at that when I am in the miata with the top down. In the WRX I still didn't like it at all, but didn't take it as personally.

Glad your Ti lived to tell. That would've been a terrible way for it to go.

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
4/9/12 8:43 p.m.

I hate women, one cut me off yesterday while I was driving and I almost ran into her car.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
4/9/12 8:56 p.m.
EvanB wrote: I hate women, one cut me off yesterday while I was driving and I almost ran into her car.

Was she smoking?

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UltraDork
4/9/12 8:57 p.m.

She was driving an Elantra.

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
4/9/12 8:59 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote:
EvanB wrote: I hate women, one cut me off yesterday while I was driving and I almost ran into her car.
Was she smoking?

In what sense?

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
4/9/12 8:59 p.m.

Nah, if she had an Elantra she would be to smart to waste her health and money on something as stupid as ciggarettes

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
4/9/12 9:00 p.m.
EvanB wrote:
aussiesmg wrote:
EvanB wrote: I hate women, one cut me off yesterday while I was driving and I almost ran into her car.
Was she smoking?
In what sense?

Yep that one

Jay
Jay UltraDork
4/9/12 9:06 p.m.

I hate people who post things on the internet. One of them said something I don't like the other day. They're all a bunch of liars and sycophants.

There, feels good to get that off my chest. I'm glad I posted it on the intern... wait, crap!

(If you need a sarcasm detector for my posts in this thread...)

rotard
rotard HalfDork
4/9/12 9:10 p.m.

Smokers are plebs.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
4/9/12 9:11 p.m.

Bitch had probably sold off all her good body parts too!

Jay
Jay UltraDork
4/9/12 9:16 p.m.
rotard wrote: Smokers are plebs.

And one day the plebs shall rise up and throw off the bourgeois oppressors! Workers unite!

poopshovel
poopshovel PowerDork
4/9/12 9:21 p.m.
Jay wrote:
rotard wrote: Smokers are plebs.
And one day the plebs shall rise up and throw off the bourgeois oppressors! Workers unite!

We should start a national socialist workers party!!!

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
4/9/12 9:22 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
Jay wrote:
rotard wrote: Smokers are plebs.
And one day the plebs shall rise up and throw off the bourgeois oppressors! Workers unite!
We should start a national socialist workers party!!!

Unions are to blame

rotard
rotard HalfDork
4/9/12 9:33 p.m.

The ignorant, unwashed masses aren't capable of it.

nicksta43
nicksta43 HalfDork
4/9/12 9:36 p.m.

I would have very quickly become very unpleasant towards that cop. I hate that.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut UltraDork
4/9/12 9:40 p.m.
rotard wrote: Smokers are plebs.

Whoa now, I just found the one Airman in the world that doesn't smoke! Call the Air Force Times!

ronholm
ronholm Reader
4/9/12 10:28 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
Jay wrote:
rotard wrote: Smokers are plebs.
And one day the plebs shall rise up and throw off the bourgeois oppressors! Workers unite!
We should start a national socialist workers party!!!

that doesn't end well..

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte Dork
4/9/12 10:36 p.m.

Ton of material here, carry on in your usual heathen fashion. Please.

carguy123
carguy123 PowerDork
4/9/12 10:39 p.m.
poopshovel wrote:
Jay wrote:
rotard wrote: Smokers are plebs.
And one day the plebs shall rise up and throw off the bourgeois oppressors! Workers unite!
We should start a national socialist workers party!!!

I thought we had . . . . . . .they are called Democrats.

Pa dum shhssss. I'm here all night folks. Just put the tips in the jar on stage.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte Dork
4/9/12 11:25 p.m.

Smokinn body parts from Texas, Or Canaidia?

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