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Morbid
Morbid Reader
11/21/14 3:38 p.m.

In reply to mtn:

Lewistown, unless they've done away with their wrestling program, in which case we'll look in Canton, Glasford and Farmington. Lewistown is where my family is, though.

The_Jed
The_Jed UltraDork
11/21/14 8:08 p.m.
Wally wrote: Does the unrest in Nigeria ever die down? I've been hearing about it since the dawn of email. If any of the princes other relatives come to visit are there rooms that would be suitable for quarantine? Just in case of the Ebola.

Any time we have a visitor they are sent through our disinfecting room and subjected to a rigorous process involving powdered sugar and hackey sacks.

No outbreak yet so it must be working!

yamaha
yamaha UltimaDork
11/21/14 8:50 p.m.

In reply to The_Jed:

The Ebola's hate powdered sugar

ThunderCougarFalconGoat
ThunderCougarFalconGoat Reader
11/21/14 9:27 p.m.

It's delicious.

Morbid
Morbid Reader
11/22/14 2:38 p.m.

Good news, apparently the rental application was accepted and the keys are on the way to 185 Mockingbird Ln, Mockingville NC

Thanks for getting back to me with the filled application, your application has been accepted and i want you to take very good care of the house so that i would be happy when i come to visit you. I would send the keys and documents to you via FEDEX services to the current address you filled on the application form and i will also send you the tracking# for the package and get the keys the next day. I'm given you the trust, Please do not disappoint my family because i don't want a situation where by later i will regret of letting the house for rent to you and i promise i will always be a good friend to you. Below are The contents of the documents.

1) Entrance and the rooms Keys 2) The house documentary file 3) Payment Receipt 4) Full address and description of the house.

I have attached the pictures of me and my lovely wife at the FEDEX office and we are ready to send you the package now.also you will have to come up with the deposit so that we can ship out the keys to you asap..remain bless..

Best Regards

bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/22/14 4:54 p.m.

Dang, picture isn't working for me.

I'm surprised he would send them before the political unrest is over in Nigeria.

Morbid
Morbid Reader
11/22/14 10:25 p.m.

In reply to bgkast:

They haven't sent them, they're waiting on me to find a way to send them the $$, but I don't have a place to send it to, so I'm not sure how they expect me to do that. I asked for a physical address, at which point I'll be printing everything off (including screen captures of the rental ad and realtor.com listing) to the police station and letting them deal with it from there. Not sure how much good it'll do, but I'll feel better having turned them in.

oldopelguy
oldopelguy SuperDork
11/23/14 8:16 a.m.

You need to make up a fat stack of cash, or fake cash, and send them a picture of you at a western union getting a money order with it. Then ask for the address again.

Morbid
Morbid Reader
11/24/14 9:32 a.m.

And I have an address, but the address belongs to another property listed on zillow, trulia, etc...

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