Picking on Mike Tyson - good idea?

A very simple solution presents itself...

"How can I say it and be a little discreet...let's just say that my bowels released"-Will Smith

Tyson actually allowed the guy to take selfies with him earlier.  At some point the guy threw and water bottle at him, and BOOOMMM.  

If drunken douche bro had been slapped a few more times in life he wouldn't have thought he could do/say whatever he wanted without consequences.

The world would be a better place if a few more people found out when they berkeleyed around.

This is what comes of not carrying a beat down or two when he was younger. The little E36 M3 got what he deserved. 

My son had the problem of an alligator mouth and a hummingbird ass when he was a kid. After getting his ass kicked a few times he figured it out. It's an important lesson everyone should learn. 

As a professional fighter, is the bar a little higher for liability?  If you and I got into a fight, it's just a fight, but a pro?  

In reply to 914Driver :

It clearly wasn't a fight.  Dude was still upright and conscious.   It was just a "tune-up".

KyAllroad said:

In reply to 914Driver :

It clearly wasn't a fight.  Dude was still upright and conscious.   It was just a "tune-up".

This, 100% this. Even aged Tyson punches really hard. Tyson had to be holding back at least a little.

Dudes famous now for being stupid.  That seems like a pretty common thread these days.

I hope Mike doesn't have to pay, and I think he's one of the biggest douches on the planet.

MrJoshua said:

KyAllroad said:

In reply to 914Driver :

It clearly wasn't a fight.  Dude was still upright and conscious.   It was just a "tune-up".

This, 100% this. Even aged Tyson punches really hard. Tyson had to be holding back at least a little.

Of course he was holding back a LOT. 55 year old Mike Tyson still hits harder than 99.9% of the humans on earth. 

If you haven't seen Mike Tyson interviews in the last 5 years, the man has mellowed to a huge degree. He's a pothead who likes his chill life now but that being said, if you are going to repeatedly pester Iron Mike Tyson after he gave you multiple chances then you are going to be taught a hard lesson. People forget there can be physical consequences to being abusive. This ain't Twitter where you can say anything anonymously with zero repercussions. Zero sympathy. 

By random chance I saw Mike Yesterday in Miami so I asked him about it, he laughed and said "he poked the wrong bear". I thought that was a good answer. 

In reply to Steve_Jones :

No E36 M3? Ha! Awesome.

KyAllroad said:

In reply to 914Driver :

It clearly wasn't a fight.  Dude was still upright and conscious.   It was just a "tune-up".

We always called it an attitude adjustment. 

I have met Mike Tyson,  he does a great bit on stage.  Seems like a nice guy actually,  very friendly towards all of us back stage.  He's also very funny.

I don't want a tune-up from Iron Mike at any age, but I'm glad this baggadoosh got one.

Appleseed said:

In reply to Steve_Jones :

No E36 M3? Ha! Awesome.

Yeah, he was eating lunch with another friend of mine, so when I sat down I just said "it's good to see you, how was your flight?" He laughed and replied. 

Picking on Mike Tyson - good idea?  Only if you're Chuck Norris!