Appleseed
Appleseed Dork
1/21/10 7:21 p.m.

Yup, IMDB confirms that there is a Red Dawn remake slated for 2010. Ungh.

I like the idea of remaking crappy movies. I.E. make them better, but not this one. No. It was a product of the times. In much the same way Dr. Strangelove or Two Lane Blacktop was a product of there's. And without C. Thomas Howell shouting "WOLVERINES!" you know its gonna suck.

Seriously, who the hell are they going to fight?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234719/

mel_horn
mel_horn Dork
1/21/10 7:26 p.m.

I refuse to see it solely because Lea Thompson (who we forgot to add to the 'Ginger' list...)isn't in it.

BTW, the operation that nabbed Saddam Hussein was called "Red Dawn"

Will
Will Reader
1/21/10 7:38 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: Seriously, who the hell are they going to fight?

The Chinese.

Won't be nearly as cool as the original.

The chair is against the wall.

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
1/21/10 7:40 p.m.

The guy that's directing has some real chops as a stunt coordinator (Bourne and spiderman movies, among others), so the action should be decent.

The bad guys are the Chinese, mostly. There were some cool propaganda poster floating around the interwebz recently that were from the movie, and they looked awesome. I know you can't tell how a movie is going to be from a single prop, but the production does have some good buzz around it.

It won't be the same without Powers Boothe to observe that "All that hate's gonna burn you up." But you can get your Boothe fix from MacGruber!

jg

alfadriver
alfadriver Dork
1/21/10 7:47 p.m.

I'll watch it, but more because it was filmed here in SE MI. Funny- when I was finishing the Detroit Half Marathon- I saw the re-decorated buildings, and was kind of confused about it- thought it was something for the casinos. But then I saw the cranes, and realized that the race was interrupting filming.

I'm sure it won't be as good as the original. But at least it's in the Wolverene State?

Loved the original. E-

Appleseed
Appleseed Dork
1/21/10 7:55 p.m.

AVENGE ME!

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/21/10 8:31 p.m.

They shot a lot of the movie in Lansing and Grand Ledge as well.

I am kinda hoping to see if I recognize our rock wall.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
1/21/10 10:07 p.m.

This is as close to serious that Charlie Sheen ever got.

Also a huge fan of the original

scardeal
scardeal Reader
1/22/10 7:52 a.m.

Geez... now I have to dig that up.

Clay
Clay Reader
1/22/10 8:17 a.m.

Entertainment Weekly ran a few articles on who the actors were going to be, etc a few months ago. I too loved the original and I'm sure the remake will be subpar. One of the kids is now a cyber computer hacker guy?!

As an aside, EW described the original movie as "over the top patriotic." I didn't realize you could be TOO patriotic. Or is that because they fought back?

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
1/22/10 8:18 a.m.

One of the greatest movies of all time. My jump master was the technical expert and also ran the jump into the stadium.

triumph7
triumph7 Reader
1/22/10 8:25 a.m.

To quote a friend of mine, Drew Hastings... "some people see Red Dawn as entertainment, I see it as a training film".

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/22/10 9:30 a.m.

Why does Hollywood have to keep ruining my childhood

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/22/10 9:42 a.m.
Wally wrote: Why does Hollywood have to keep ruining my childhood

Your mom ruined your childhood, Hollywood is ruining everything else.

aircooled
aircooled SuperDork
1/22/10 10:14 a.m.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
1/22/10 12:05 p.m.

I want that truck

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
1/22/10 12:17 p.m.

Uh, almost a full page of posts and no one has mentioned (pause to cast eyes heavenward, hand on heart), Patrick Swayze? Not to mention that this film featured the original pairing of him with Jennifer Grey?

"It's kind of strange, isn't it? How the mountains pay us no attention at all. You laugh or you cry... The wind just keeps on blowing."

Sometimes I miss the full-of-E36 M3 '80s.

Margie

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
1/22/10 1:06 p.m.

As I call it, "Dirty Dancing with Kalashnikovs."

donalson
donalson SuperDork
1/22/10 1:33 p.m.
Dr. Hess wrote: As I call it, "Dirty Dancing with Kalashnikovs."

lol you say that every red dawn thread... and when this one came up I wondered how long it would take :)... I love that line haha

Jake
Jake HalfDork
1/22/10 3:44 p.m.

I'm 30. I wonder if folks much younger than me remember much of the 80s. A big part of my childhood was wondering when the Russkies were going to bomb us back to the stone age. Truthfully, it was probably not as actually imminent as in the 60s, but the cold war was in full swing. The original Red Dawn was born of that general feeling of paranoia- different than what we have to be afraid of now. In other words, although the Chinese are the new "Red Scare-" it's not the same. Tough to make an action movie where the big bad guy is imminent financial malaise, I guess.

I'll still watch Red Dawn about once a year, whenever it comes on TBS. Same with the one with John Lithgow about what's going to happen when the crazy people shoot off all the nukes (The Day After). Both of those seem like they would have to come from a time a lot more than 25ish years ago.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
1/22/10 3:53 p.m.
donalson wrote: lol you say that every red dawn thread...

Very few places can boast a multi-Red Dawn thread forum

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