Slogans that should be out there...| Off-Topic Discussion forum |

noddaz GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/15/15 6:46 a.m.

N****n, we've doubled your work so you don't have too!

etifosi HalfDork
4/15/15 8:03 a.m.

Kotex - We're not #1, but we're right up in there....

etifosi HalfDork
4/15/15 8:04 a.m.

Banks - No, berkeley YOU!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/15/15 8:05 a.m.

It's easy to get a healthy body. Kidnap one!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/15/15 8:07 a.m.

PA DOT slogan:

People say nothing is impossible but we do it every day!

Appleseed MegaDork
4/15/15 8:12 a.m.

Xfinity: No realy we're not Comcast. Really.

GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 8:15 a.m.

Oracle: You can buy better, but you can't pay more!

GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 8:45 a.m.

Thought of this one when I saw a sticker on the way to work this morning:

R_ P__: Yeah that's totally synthetic, would I lie to you?

GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 8:49 a.m.

Oh man I could make up so many for local companies, but none of you would get them...

Edit: Gonna do it anyway:

Simpson group: We have everything with wheels by the balls

LIME: Holding a near-uninterrupted telecoms monopoly since forever

Caribbean LED Lighting: 100% local manufacturers of the paperwork needed to import Chinese lighting products

BS&T: It's not that we're racist, it's that the tight-knit good ol' boys club that's run us for decades happens to be made up of white dudes. We discriminate against all outsiders equally.

trucke HalfDork
4/15/15 9:09 a.m.

etifosi wrote: Kotex - We're not #1, but we're right up in there....

I was a Project Engineer for Tampax back in the eighties. Haven't heard that in a while.

KyAllroad Dork
4/15/15 9:22 a.m.

Viagra: The quicker pecker upper.

Cialis: The wonder drug that works wieners.

Levitra: Once you pop, you can't stop.

pinchvalve MegaDork
4/15/15 9:22 a.m.

A local garbage hauling company used to have "Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back" on their trucks.

PubBurgers SuperDork
4/15/15 9:27 a.m.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Trans_Maro UberDork
4/15/15 9:45 a.m.

Any government agency "We're not happy, 'till you're not happy"

tuna55 UltimaDork
4/15/15 9:58 a.m.

drummerfromdefleopard GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/15/15 10:15 a.m.

Crocs- for when you're just given up on life

Appleseed MegaDork
4/15/15 10:30 a.m.

NSA: We're ready to listen to you.

MadScientistMatt UberDork
4/15/15 10:50 a.m.

Comcast: Like you have any other options.

Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 11:01 a.m.

Appleseed wrote: NSA: We're already listening to you.

FTFY

etifosi HalfDork
4/15/15 11:51 a.m.

I decided to post NONE of the many slogans for the product "Yoga Pants" that are bouncing around in my mind.

ScreaminE HalfDork
4/15/15 12:33 p.m.

etifosi wrote: I decided to post NONE of the many slogans for the product "Yoga Pants" that are bouncing around in my mind.

Yoga Pants: We all owe the inventor a handshake.

yamaha MegaDork
4/15/15 12:41 p.m.

ScreaminE wrote:
etifosi wrote: I decided to post NONE of the many slogans for the product "Yoga Pants" that are bouncing around in my mind.
Yoga Pants: We all owe the inventor a handshake....then a swift kick in the taint

FTFY

Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/15/15 12:52 p.m.

Trans_Maro wrote: Any government agency "We're not happy, 'till you're not happy"

I need to get that on a sign here.

nervousdog HalfDork
4/15/15 12:58 p.m.

We abuse our employees and pass the savings to you!

bgkast GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
4/15/15 1:17 p.m.

trucke wrote:
etifosi wrote: Kotex - We're not #1, but we're right up in there....
I was a Project Engineer for Tampax back in the eighties. Haven't heard that in a while.

Product fitment specialist?