http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mVpGmoES3w
This is so NOT 1944 and yet it is!
But to get you warmed up before you click over . . .
A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD!
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Energizer Bunny arrested. - charged with battery.
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A man's home is his castle. - in a manor of speaking.
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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
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Dijon Vu - the same mustard as before.
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Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
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I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
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Electricity comes from electrons. So does morality come from morons?
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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Banning the bra was a big flop.
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Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
