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Grizz
Grizz SuperDork
2/1/13 3:09 p.m.

Oh my god.

I bet that guy would think my cousins lexus is actually getting 80 mpg while he's going 5 mile an hour.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UltraDork
2/1/13 3:11 p.m.

I'm telling you.... ForteForums is the bottom of the internet.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
2/1/13 3:35 p.m.
Bobzilla wrote: I'm telling you.... ForteForums is the bottom of the internet.

I mate de misteak uf reeding sum uh teh FF threds, mi erz begin to blead.

dculberson
dculberson SuperDork
2/1/13 4:59 p.m.
Grizz wrote: Oh my god. I bet that guy would think my cousins lexus is actually getting 80 mpg while he's going 5 mile an hour.

My 850 will max out the mpg meter (99mpg) while off the gas on a long stretch. I should patent it!

corytate
corytate SuperDork
2/1/13 6:15 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
Bobzilla wrote: I'm telling you.... ForteForums is the bottom of the internet.
I mate de misteak uf reeding sum uh teh FF threds, mi erz begin to blead.

They have a thread about a class action lawsuit where Hyundai is going to pay out settlements to people not getting "advertised gas mileage"
berkeleying bottom feeders..

corytate
corytate SuperDork
2/1/13 8:27 p.m.
fortebrodude said: I agree it is possible to beat a faster car at a roll like that if the other driver sucks. Why would he post up here if he lost. He wouldnt. Its not like it is his first post guys come on he has been an active member of the forum he has too much to lose to lie about a single pull. I believe you bro good kill.

This guy has irked me since he first joined the forums. His first post was abotu all the sicknasty cars he's built before, all of which were amazingly ugly and ricey.
Yes, that double decker wing is necessary on your non gt escort.
also, can we start a "best responses to idiocy on the internet" thread? Bobzilla and SwankForceOne could fill the first couple pages lol

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon Dork
2/1/13 9:08 p.m.
corytate wrote: also, can we start a "best responses to idiocy on the internet" thread? Bobzilla and SwankForceOne could fill the first couple pages lol

I agree and support this. Those guys are a great source of laughs.

corytate
corytate SuperDork
2/1/13 9:46 p.m.
Spoolpigeon wrote:
corytate wrote: also, can we start a "best responses to idiocy on the internet" thread? Bobzilla and SwankForceOne could fill the first couple pages lol
I agree and support this. Those guys are a great source of laughs.

forteforums is slowly being turned into central indiana truthtelling forums, and it's fantastic

corytate
corytate SuperDork
2/1/13 10:06 p.m.
CL s13 seller said: Freddy intake manifold w/ q45 throttle body. Also port match and runner has also been ported

Freddy makes intake manis now? daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
This is for an sr swapped s13 hatch, with ALOT of parts missing. like the turbo, manifold, ecu, you know, small time stuff.

oh, and it's $2700.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
2/1/13 10:21 p.m.

Ok, that does it, I'm signing up for ForteForums. I sense the trolling opportunities to be EPIC. Especially since I know Ben and Bobzilla.

corytate
corytate SuperDork
2/1/13 10:25 p.m.

it's a damned amazing car, but isn't the bend-around-the-stock-dash bar pretty berkeleying stupid and utterly useless?!

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro SuperDork
2/1/13 10:50 p.m.

In reply to corytate:

Nope, that's just a crumple zone.

yamaha
yamaha SuperDork
2/1/13 10:56 p.m.

Must be in soviet Russia where cage crushes you

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
2/1/13 11:04 p.m.

Hey, at least it's padded. More than I see on a lot of "cages" around here.

Travis_K
Travis_K UltraDork
2/2/13 12:07 a.m.
yamaha wrote:
Spoolpigeon wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
That's awesome lololol. Link to this?
Retarded 240sx owner? It was a troll on the pirate 4x4 board.
dculberson
dculberson SuperDork
2/2/13 4:43 p.m.
corytate wrote: it's a damned amazing car, but isn't the bend-around-the-stock-dash bar pretty berkeleying stupid and utterly useless?!

That (single!) door bar is also bolted in - one bolt on each end - and won't do a hell of a lot in a serious incident.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
2/3/13 1:32 a.m.

I always thought that style of cage was for posers. Your car is so serious that it needs a cage, but you're afraid to cut the dash? That's hard core.

corytate
corytate SuperDork
2/4/13 12:26 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: I always thought that style of cage was for posers. Your car is so serious that it needs a cage, but you're afraid to cut the dash? That's hard core.

qft

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
2/4/13 12:46 p.m.
mndsm wrote: Ok, that does it, I'm signing up for ForteForums. I sense the trolling opportunities to be EPIC. Especially since I know Ben and Bobzilla.

I think someone else made an observation earlier about possible repercussions of too much poking-with-a-stick.

I hope you guys are using different usernames so if anybody over there gets annoyed and starts googling for you that they don't wind up over here...

'Cause let's face it. That would be really sad, awful, and possibly not undoable.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance SuperDork
2/4/13 12:51 p.m.

I'm am going to sign up too now.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance SuperDork
2/4/13 1:13 p.m.
dculberson wrote:
corytate wrote: it's a damned amazing car, but isn't the bend-around-the-stock-dash bar pretty berkeleying stupid and utterly useless?!
That (single!) door bar is also bolted in - one bolt on each end - and won't do a hell of a lot in a serious incident.

Buuuuut, it sure is cool to talk to people about at the local ricer meet.

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/4/13 1:16 p.m.

Holy-berking-crap. Some kid with an automatic Forte gained 14HP with a 3" "header-back" exhaust and they are going nuts over it. No torque curve back-to-back, no show of correction factors, and no mention of what happened to the catalytic convertor.

Must... resist... urge to sign up...

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
2/4/13 1:26 p.m.
Javelin wrote: Holy-berking-crap. Some kid with an automatic Forte gained 14HP with a 3" "header-back" exhaust and they are going *nuts* over it. No torque curve back-to-back, no show of correction factors, and no mention of what happened to the catalytic convertor. Must... resist... urge to sign up...

OMGZ 3" exhaust is DA BOMB for low-power n/a MOTARZ

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
2/4/13 1:28 p.m.

Sometimes I read my own comments and think, "Damn, that was dumb."

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/4/13 1:29 p.m.

In reply to Swank Force One:

u think a duel 3" setup for my ride will give me like 20HP or will i be betta off wit a single 3"? Its a 2.3 so its smalla then the Forte 2.4 but i have a stick so its moar powa.

(Good grief, that actually hurt to type.)

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