The worst movie ever made

mtn wrote: The Room. /Thread.

The Room is so bad, it's actually the best comedy movie ever.

i managed to forget about 95% of the new Fast and Furious movie that my girlfriend made me take her to... unfortunately, i clearly remember the part where they jumped the car between the 3 buildings and didn't die. but thankfully everything else is just a blur.

Trans_Maro wrote: Rocky Horror Picture Show. There, I said it. That movie is plain awful, 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

You suck and are dead to me. Rocky Horror Picture Show is phenominal!

foxtrapper wrote: When the middle school boys get up and walk out, saying "this sucks" you know it's bad.

A million ways to die in the west is just plain awful. Yes, there are SOME funny parts in it, but it is a COMEDY. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. And there are a lot of parts where it isn't funny, or the acting is sofaking bad its not even funny (GET IT??!)

Typical MacFarlane stuff though, beat it until its dead, then continue beating it. Ted was approximately infinity times better.

As for my contribution, the first Mad Max sucks. The 2nd was ok, and IMO, the 3rd one revels in its campy glory and is actually badass

HiTempguy wrote: As for my contribution, the first Mad Max sucks.

You shut your filthy whore mouth!

It's totally B-Rate (but not campy), but even MST3K could not redeem "Manos: the Hands of Fate". Think about that... this was so bad even MST3K couldn't make it amusing. It was that bad.

For overrated movies (I could get murdered for this): I'm going to go with "The Departed". That's right. That movie was E36 M3, and it won an Oscar. Good actors, but the story was filled with devices that were completely cliche even when Shakespeare was writing scripts.

For me it is this one. I hate this with a pit of seething rage I didn't know I was capable of.

I hadn't had a TV in about a decade, I had no idea what I was walking into. I can still taste the despair the first 20 minutes of that pile of excrement forced into my gaping maw. I left after 30 minutes convinced that the human race needed to be destroyed if that is what we considered entertainment.

Rubber. could not finish it.

Trans_Maro wrote:

HiTempguy wrote: As for my contribution, the first Mad Max sucks.

You shut your filthy whore mouth!

The first Mad Max was about as far removed from the then current crop of movies as you could imagine. It was an action flick with a freakin' plot. Sure there was a lot of it that was low budget because that was all Kennedy/Miller could afford and overall they did a pretty damn good job. The Road Warrior had better production values because more money and stayed good because the same duo was running the show, Thunderdome sucked because Kennedy/Miller no longer had the tiller. Well, that was partially because Byron Kennedy was killed in a helicopter crash while scouting locations but the rest of it was the money guys were running the show.

I now pronounce you chuck and Larry is the worst I've ever seen personally.

Jumper K. Balls wrote: For me it is this one. I hate this with a pit of seething rage I didn't know I was capable of. I hadn't had a TV in about a decade, I had no idea what I was walking into. I can still taste the despair the first 20 minutes of that pile of excrement forced into my gaping maw. I left after 30 minutes convinced that the human race needed to be destroyed if that is what we considered entertainment.

I am pretty much incapable of liking anything Will Ferrell. He's about as funny as a sinus infection.

patgizz wrote: Rubber. could not finish it.

I love that movie!

I tried to watch 'Driven', after about 15 minutes I wanted to go to Stallone's house and strangle him personally. The Rambo flicks were/are mindless too.

The Warriors

Drive.

I couldn't find a single thing to like about that movie.

Ryan Gosling's "acting" was horrible. They could've used a cardboard cutout of him and no-one would have known the difference.

Trans_Maro wrote: Drive. I couldn't find a single thing to like about that movie. Ryan Gosling's "acting" was horrible. They could've used a cardboard cutout of him and no-one would have known the difference.

Go watch God Only Forgives. You might like it better than Drive....or not.

Starship Troopers

bentwrench wrote: Starship Troopers

Hey! That movie is a CLASSIC!

Read this and you might understand it better.

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/11/-em-starship-troopers-em-one-of-the-most-misunderstood-movies-ever/281236/

mtn wrote: The Room. /Thread.

It's like a bell curve, as something increases in how bad it is, it eventually starts to get hilariously bad.

Matrix Revolutions

Matrix Re-loaded

I wanted these not to suck. Lov3d the Matrix. Why couldn't they keep it going?

Star Crash. It came out in 1979 as a blatant ripoff of Star Wars. The acting was terrible (even Christopher Plummer), the writing worse, and the special effects were upstaged by Saturday morning cartoons of the day. The entire movie is on YouTube. I dare you to watch it. Have lots of beer ready.

Curmudgeon wrote:

Jumper K. Balls wrote: For me it is this one. I hate this with a pit of seething rage I didn't know I was capable of. I hadn't had a TV in about a decade, I had no idea what I was walking into. I can still taste the despair the first 20 minutes of that pile of excrement forced into my gaping maw. I left after 30 minutes convinced that the human race needed to be destroyed if that is what we considered entertainment.

I am pretty much incapable of liking anything Will Ferrell. He's about as funny as a sinus infection.

There it is! Agreed completely. What's even more interesting is that I don't mind him at all - and sometimes even like him - in non-comedy roles.

HiTempguy wrote:

Trans_Maro wrote: Rocky Horror Picture Show. There, I said it. That movie is plain awful, 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

You suck and are dead to me. Rocky Horror Picture Show is phenominal!

foxtrapper wrote: When the middle school boys get up and walk out, saying "this sucks" you know it's bad.

A million ways to die in the west is just plain awful. Yes, there are SOME funny parts in it, but it is a COMEDY. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. And there are a lot of parts where it isn't funny, or the acting is sofaking bad its not even funny (GET IT??!) Typical MacFarlane stuff though, beat it until its dead, then continue beating it. Ted was approximately infinity times better. As for my contribution, the first Mad Max sucks. The 2nd was ok, and IMO, the 3rd one revels in its campy glory and is actually badass

As a huge Family Guy fan, I must agree. AMWTDITW was terrible, and Seth should stick to voice acting and writing, not real acting.

Duke wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: I am pretty much incapable of liking anything Will Ferrell. He's about as funny as a sinus infection.

There it is! Agreed completely. What's even more interesting is that I don't mind him at all - and sometimes even like him - in non-comedy roles.

I tend to feel the same way about Adam Sandler movies. When he plays more of a "normal" character he's not bad, but his slap-stick style characters I can't watch.

I don't think I've watched any movie with Ferrell in it. I jsut assume it's going to suck based on the trailer alone and avoid it.

So, no one here saw Boyhood? It's a movie about a boy that grows up.

You know how they say if you made a movie about most peoples day to day life it would be horribly boring?....

Honestly not a horrible movie, but WWWAAAAAAYYYY over rated. Interesting production concept which adds almost nothing to the movie. Giving it critical acclaim is absurd.

For those who mention Rocky Horror... Yeah, it's bad, that's kind of the point.

It's kind of hard to differentiate RH from what surrounds it. But do NOT just watch the movie, that would be silly.